Think of this as a Missed Connection.

You blew the red light east bound on Lawrence at Damen at 5:26 pm this evening.

 

There was enough time for the biker in front of me to make it half way into the intersection, northbound on Damen, before you came whizzing past my front wheel.

 

I yelled "You're an idiot!" at your big haired chick, self, and you looked back at me. I meant it!

 

I woulda testified for any of the cars, that managed to not kill you, if they had.

 

Keep riding like a tard!

love,

gabe

 

Witness bad behavior during your commute? Feel free to post. Maybe that lovely human can read it and think they are famous. Maybe you can also inspire the whole generation of kids to shower but we can start with small things.

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Permalink Reply by globalguy on June 4, 2014 at 12:41pm

Guess he spends too much time online ordering crap to read stuff like this, "Brain Surgeon: There's no point wearing bicycle helmets" ...


Jeff Schneider said:

Spending money on stuff always makes you an expert, just like buying an SUV makes you competent to drive in a blizzard.  That's the rule.

Permalink Reply by globalguy on June 4, 2014 at 12:42pm

+1

Lisa Curcio 4.1 mi said:

You might enjoy this:  http://bikeyface.com/2014/05/16/unwanted-advice/

Permalink Reply by Anne Alt on June 5, 2014 at 3:13am

+2

globalguy said:

+1

Lisa Curcio 4.1 mi said:

You might enjoy this:  http://bikeyface.com/2014/05/16/unwanted-advice/

Permalink Reply by Julia 3.5/7.5 mi on June 5, 2014 at 3:21am

To the "too cool for school" wrangler on Clybourn - of course I'm not a car. That's precisely why I'm in these bike lanes to begin with. Your intent to pass cyclists with less than an arms length of space is only threatening but absolutely dangerous. (Those lanes are buffered for fucks sake!) Maybe next time, before you yell "the world doesn't revolve around you" several times, you'll take note of the cyclist who's riding correctly and legally - stopping at the same red lights as you and merging into the left turn lane behind you. Only one of us is the problem here...

Permalink Reply by dan brown on June 5, 2014 at 3:30am

nice post julia !

Julia 3.5/7.5 mi said:

To the "too cool for school" wrangler on Clybourn - of course I'm not a car. That's precisely why I'm in these bike lanes to begin with. Your intent to pass cyclists with less than an arms length of space is only threatening but absolutely dangerous. (Those lanes are buffered for fucks sake!) Maybe next time, before you yell "the world doesn't revolve around you" several times, you'll take note of the cyclist who's riding correctly and legally - stopping at the same red lights as you and merging into the left turn lane behind you. Only one of us is the problem here...

Permalink Reply by Julia 3.5/7.5 mi on June 5, 2014 at 3:44am

Had I not been trying to maintain a friendly but firm disposition, my first thought was to yell back "ASTUTE OBSERVATION, BRO!" ;)

dan brown said:

nice post julia !

Julia 3.5/7.5 mi said:

To the "too cool for school" wrangler on Clybourn - of course I'm not a car. That's precisely why I'm in these bike lanes to begin with. Your intent to pass cyclists with less than an arms length of space is only threatening but absolutely dangerous. (Those lanes are buffered for fucks sake!) Maybe next time, before you yell "the world doesn't revolve around you" several times, you'll take note of the cyclist who's riding correctly and legally - stopping at the same red lights as you and merging into the left turn lane behind you. Only one of us is the problem here...

Permalink Reply by David P. on June 5, 2014 at 4:05am

Of course - clearly, the world revolves around him.

Julia 3.5/7.5 mi said:

To the "too cool for school" wrangler on Clybourn - of course I'm not a car. That's precisely why I'm in these bike lanes to begin with. Your intent to pass cyclists with less than an arms length of space is only threatening but absolutely dangerous. (Those lanes are buffered for fucks sake!) Maybe next time, before you yell "the world doesn't revolve around you" several times, you'll take note of the cyclist who's riding correctly and legally - stopping at the same red lights as you and merging into the left turn lane behind you. Only one of us is the problem here...

Permalink Reply by David P. on June 5, 2014 at 4:07am

To the driver of the mystery vehicle (I could tell you were there, but I didn't turn around to see what you were driving) on Cortland yesterday, who thought "BIKES AND BUSSES ONLY" meant "BIKES AND BUSSES AND CARS DRIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO ARE IN A HURRY LIKE ME I'M IMPORTANT DAMMIT": sorry* to be soooooooo slooooooow - I suddenly came over with severe leg cramps and could barely pedal. Somehow I made it. So sorry* you couldn't quite pass me on the right there!

*not really

Permalink Reply by Simon Phearson on June 5, 2014 at 4:17am

This is a missed connection where I was the culpable party.

Heading SB on the northside LFP, I was coming up on one of the dangerous street crossings up there (I don't know which one) and was attempting to pass a slower SB cyclist while going around a curve. Partly because I didn't check far enough ahead, partly because I was checking over my shoulder for traffic behind me, I ended up heading down the wrong side of the LFP, into the path of a NB cyclist, and suddenly in a very dangerous situation, because I was also nearly alongside the SB cyclist. I ended up veering off the trail to avoid the NB cyclist, so it seems no harm was done - though I may have freaked both of them out.

I managed to apologize to both of them, on the trail, shortly after the incident, which I feel terribly about. Thinking back, I know what I was doing wrong - I was biking too fast for conditions (which were more crowded than I'd become accustomed to at that time, at that part of the trail - busy morning on the LFP), I was partly unaware of how fast I was going (I was digging the tailwind), and I didn't look far enough ahead or make sure that I was clear, far enough ahead. I should have slowed down and waited for a safer spot to pass. 

I don't know if either of those two are CL'ers, but if you are - again, I apologize. I put you in danger in a way that I thought I was too conscientious to do.

Permalink Reply by Gecko on June 5, 2014 at 4:54am

This made me think of an incident I had in college.  I was late for a class and really booking down a hill on one of my old mountain bikes, and as I came around a blind corner there was a group of ducks crossing the path.  I was going WAAAAY too fast to stop, and there was no good place to swerve around, so somehow in that split second, I picked the thinnest part of the group and bunny hopped as high as I could over one of the ducks.  Luckily I cleared him with room to spare and we all went on our merry ways :)

Eric R said:

To the squirrel in the eastbound bike lane near Augusta/ Wood... RIP.

The big squirrel in the pearly tree called you home too soon.

Permalink Reply by Steve Weeks on June 5, 2014 at 2:13pm

You: Hipster dude on a Divvy heading East on Jackson bike lane. I didn’t think it was worth the effort to say “on your _____” as I passed you since I noticed your prominent white ear buds.

I guess when you pay $75 a year you aren’t required to bother with insignificant details… like the law!

Steve

Permalink Reply by Rich S on June 6, 2014 at 2:31am

I have friends that are on call for their jobs. They ride with earbuds so they know if their phone rings or get a message but don't listen to music. 

Way to cast judgement! 

Steve Weeks said:

You: Hipster dude on a Divvy heading East on Jackson bike lane. I didn’t think it was worth the effort to say “on your _____” as I passed you since I noticed your prominent white ear buds.

I guess when you pay $75 a year you aren’t required to bother with insignificant details… like the law!

Steve

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