1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.
2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.
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You consider "Parking Wars" the TV show, porn.
Full disclosure: I've never seen the show, but overheard this quote somewhere...
LOL...and you know you are a cyclist when people quote your bike related comments on thechainlink.org :)
Julie Hochstadter said:
You consider "Parking Wars" the TV show, porn.
Full disclosure: I've never seen the show, but overheard this quote somewhere...
I know but this site and my phone...meh.Mike, FYI - you can actually upload images directly to the threads by clicking on the image icon next to the link box on the top left side of this reply box.
Mike Zumwalt said:Your entrance looks like this.
Julie Hochstadter said:I know but this site and my phone...meh.Mike, FYI - you can actually upload images directly to the threads by clicking on the image icon next to the link box on the top left side of this reply box.
Mike Zumwalt said:Your entrance looks like this.
+1
S.Presley said:
LOL...and you know you are a cyclist when people quote your bike related comments on thechainlink.org :)
Julie Hochstadter said:You consider "Parking Wars" the TV show, porn.
Full disclosure: I've never seen the show, but overheard this quote somewhere...
You cringe when you see a kid with his or her knees up to their chest riding a bike way too small.
Or they just needs the seat raised.
You instinctively swerve toward the center line or into opposite lane when you see a car door about to open into the bike lane, although you are driving a car in the vehicle lane...
You live in Chicago yet get a gym membership in Skokie just so you can shower before work.
You fantasize about going faster... hmm if i can close the giant air scoop under my nose 30% would that help?
You can eat lots of donuts and fill the air scoop with a aerodynamic belly. Or you can stay skinny and lay back on a recumbent to get rid of that air scoop completely!
Gerry G said:
You fantasize about going faster... hmm if i can close the giant air scoop under my nose 30% would that help?
You spend so little time in your car you have to remind yourself when you are behind the wheel that you're not on your bike and "No turn on red" really means just that.
After switching to a bike commute to work, it takes over a month to go through a tank of gas. What's not to love about that?
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