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Another eventful ride home...

Upon my journey, I was riding down the bike lane along backed up traffic, minding all the usual precautions in such a situation. Down the line of cars, a sedan decided to make an abrupt change across the bike lane and into a further parking spot. This action was begun as I was next to the rear wheel of the car, continuing forward along parked cars before the open parking spot, forcing me into a bottleneck with pinning implications. This is when I, in my typical fashion during such situations, gave the side window a firm slap with an open palm. Not a Ulock, not a fist, but an abrupt slap. (also note, I did not slap the car for fun, and I was already along side the car and being bottlenecked as everything happened)

Considering that cars use horns to warn other drivers of causing potential harm, this seems like a sensible method to bring it to the drivers attention that they are doing something wrong. If nothing else, they will stop because they think they have hit something, and caused damage to their own car with no regard to the outside world. Moving on...

After the slap, which stops the car, I manage to sneak through between the front corner and curb. As I look back I see the gentleman getting frustrated and screaming through the windshield.  I decide to stop and speak to the driver, I approach the drivers door, Mindful to keep it from being opened. Transcript as follows:

Driver: You didn't have to hit the window. 

ME: You didn't have to cut me off. 

Driver: I didn't see you. 

Me: Well you should pay more attention. 

Driver: You can't do that. You'll be in trouble, I'm a cop. (proceeds to fumble for and flash his badge)

Me: Well then you should have known better to look before you do something like that.

Driver: Just move along, you'll be in trouble if you do that again.

At this point I continue to ride with the driver assuming little responsibility. Usually it ends up with an apology of "I'm sorry, didn't see you" and me politely reminding the drivers to look out for us bikers. I'm not trying to make a matter out of the gentleman being an officer as we all make mistakes, but of the empty threat of me being "in trouble" next time. 

My question is, what do you propose to do in such a situation to preserve your safety?

I think a firm slap is a safe way to bring warning to the driver of the inherent danger they have caused. I am not trying to cause harm to the car, but prevent it to myself. I do not have the law in front of me, but I would assume striking a vehicle is an illegal activity. But in lieu of a horn, I think it is a passable offense. 

The driver, while maybe right in saying I could "be in trouble",  he didn't look at the other side of the situation and understand why I slapped the car. I suppose I could have stayed and questioned him further as to what I should have done to preserve my safety, but preservation of freedom seemed to take a larger roll.  I'm sure that would have been a most enlightening response. 

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I do the wedding band tap on the window. It makes them look back and see there is a biker, but the sound of it is kind of a mystery.. Keys? Change? knuckles? The full hand slap sound has a little bit of anger/resentment to it. To be used in more sketchy circumstances such as when the car actually bumps you, or pins you in ;)

I'm a big fan of a bellowing guttural roar, "WHAT THE F!@K?!".  Swear I brought 2 lanes of traffic on Grand to a stop with one good roar.

mike w. said:

i've used the slap, the bloodcurdling scream, and the occasional thrown water bottle. It gets their attention.  Heat of the moment sort of thing, but it sure beats getting run over.  Too bad if the driver doesn't like it- i don't like getting run over.  i will probably continue to use one or another of these methods as long as i have to deal with urban drivers.

Any ensuing discussion with the driver usually includes an offer by me to trade vehicles for the next few miles...

Biggest problems of course are there are a lot of entitled homicidal nutcase drivers out there as well as drivers with their heads up their arses.

There are too many drivers that cop an attitude of either they or their car being king and all lesser beings (pedestrians and bicyclists) are to bow down to them.  Even the current Queen of England doesn't require more than a subtle bow.  Heck, the last time there was a king over this area was 236 years ago , when on July 4, 1776 we announced our intention to throw His Majesty's troops out on their royal bums.  I guess we gave them the bum's rush.

This is what I do. I alternate between, "Look at me!", "STOP," and "Don't kill me!" with a side service of "What the 4uck?"

Jeff Schneider said:

I shout commands; "Don't turn in front of me!", "Get out of the bike lane!", "Look up!", etc.  Sometimes drivers actually hear and obey, but even when they don't, GIVING a command at least gives me the (false) assurance that I am actually IN command of the situation.

And sometimes things are not as they seem :)  Noticed the below post on the main page, this thread seemed to be a good place to mention.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/3114888192.html

Sorry I cut you off - m4w - 30 (milwaukee and armitage)


You were on a bike, I was in a silver Honda Fit, and I accidentally cut you off when switching lanes to pass a couple people turning left. I checked my mirrors, I promise, but just didn't see you. After you yelled at me, I accidentally pushed my shifter knob into neutral, which then caused me to rev my engine before shifting back into gear and zooming off. It probably seemed intentional, and if I were you, I would have instantly labeled me as an ***hole sob. I'm sorry I almost hit you. I bike frequently myself, and I know how much it sucks when that happens.

+1

That took a tall order of humanity to write and  post -with a side of humility. 

ilter said:

And sometimes things are not as they seem :)  Noticed the below post on the main page, this thread seemed to be a good place to mention.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/3114888192.html

Sorry I cut you off - m4w - 30 (milwaukee and armitage)


You were on a bike, I was in a silver Honda Fit, and I accidentally cut you off when switching lanes to pass a couple people turning left. I checked my mirrors, I promise, but just didn't see you. After you yelled at me, I accidentally pushed my shifter knob into neutral, which then caused me to rev my engine before shifting back into gear and zooming off. It probably seemed intentional, and if I were you, I would have instantly labeled me as an ***hole sob. I'm sorry I almost hit you. I bike frequently myself, and I know how much it sucks when that happens.

Not to mention a healthy serving of anonymity.

James BlackHeron said:

+1

That took a tall order of humanity to write and  post -with a side of humility. 

ilter said:

And sometimes things are not as they seem :)  Noticed the below post on the main page, this thread seemed to be a good place to mention.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/3114888192.html

Sorry I cut you off - m4w - 30 (milwaukee and armitage)


You were on a bike, I was in a silver Honda Fit, and I accidentally cut you off when switching lanes to pass a couple people turning left. I checked my mirrors, I promise, but just didn't see you. After you yelled at me, I accidentally pushed my shifter knob into neutral, which then caused me to rev my engine before shifting back into gear and zooming off. It probably seemed intentional, and if I were you, I would have instantly labeled me as an ***hole sob. I'm sorry I almost hit you. I bike frequently myself, and I know how much it sucks when that happens.

Did you expect the poster to leave their name or something? Who does this on Craigslist? Come on, give them some credit.

David

The last time a driver cut across the bike lane in front of me to snag a parking spot, I slapped her car with my entire bicycle, plus the left side of my body. Then I threw myself onto the curb for effect. I did get an apology.

The title made me think of something totally way off topic.......anyways yes a safety slap followed by yelling at them if they are a-holes saying if they would of hit/hurt me i would slap them with court papers suing them usually works (not sure if it would hold up but it usually scares people off) but if they are nice i just ask them to be more cautious and aware of bikers on the road.

Its a matter of personal style and your reaction seems appropriate.  Actually, I think your message got across.  Few people will readily admit fauilt in our world.  You were not going to get that. However, the driver/cop appears to have let it go. He knows he blew it but just can't bring himself to admit it.

 

My style is different but no better or worse. I would knock on the window as if calling on sombody and once I had their intention would pantomine a shame on you signal with my index fingers and then perhaps shake an index finger (no not that other digit) at the offender as a school marm may have castigated a troublesome student.

 

These situations often bring into conflict our desire to get something off our chests (hey, you almost got killed) and the teachable moment that may actually impact somebody. 

 

You did not do anything illegal.  If you broke his window there may have been a problem. 

Hold your head high.

He wasn't a cop.  Cops always know where their badge is.  He was trying to intimidate you.

 

After the discussion, I'd pretend to take a picture of his license plate.

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