Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters - $20 (Hawthorne)

"I am selling my Vista Carrera 7 road bike. Perfect for the aspiring culture creator. I have recently become a Successful Entrepreneur and I no longer have the need for such trifling possessions. I drive a gigantic cargo van that literally pisses gas onto the road to mark its territory.

Do you want to be noticed? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Sleeve tattoo didn't do the trick? Dubstep bounce remix didn't go viral? Look no further than this bike. Don't even look past it in the pictures posted below. Import it into Photoshop and delete the background. I know you know how to do it, because you're a graphic designer."

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Permalink Reply by Craig S. on March 16, 2012 at 5:28am

Would love to see that ad but the link goes no where.

Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on March 16, 2012 at 5:32am
Permalink Reply by Tim S on March 16, 2012 at 5:38am

Try his link

DO OVER!

Permalink Reply by Mike Bullis 5.5-6.5 miles on March 16, 2012 at 6:08am
Ha!
Permalink Reply by David Barish on March 16, 2012 at 6:36am

This was one of those bits for Portlandia that didn't turn out as funny as anticipated and never made it onto the show.

Permalink Reply by Tim S on March 16, 2012 at 7:04am

I find Portlandia particularly unfunny, am I the only one?

Permalink Reply by djm on March 16, 2012 at 7:22am

No.

Tim S said:

I find Portlandia particularly unfunny, am I the only one?

Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on March 16, 2012 at 8:03am

Yes.

Tim S said:

I find Portlandia particularly unfunny, am I the only one?

Permalink Reply by Kevin C Dormant on March 16, 2012 at 9:28am

Portlandia funny? Eh, no.

Your classified ad funny? Yes. Extremely.

I would like to receive a copy of your newsletter as well.

Permalink Reply by Jeff Mrzs on March 16, 2012 at 9:31am

El precio es demasiado

Permalink Reply by MK on March 16, 2012 at 10:34am

that ad is so good.

portlandia is hit or miss for me. CHIN BEARDS ARE OVER.

Permalink Reply by Vondo on March 16, 2012 at 12:07pm

That ad was funnier than the three episodes of Portlandia that I've seen. Maybe I'm not smart or hip or dumb or sarcastic enough to get their style of humor...

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