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Permalink Reply by Kevin C Dormant on May 23, 2011 at 6:14am

It's my understanding that The Rapture consists of the true believers being swept into the heavens while the non-believers remain in this mortal existence for six months or so while increasingly bad things happen here (i.e. apocalyptic conflagration, earthquakes, volcanos, floods, broken carbon forks, etc.) all leading up to Judgment Day. It's a little like being picked last for kick ball. Buck up. Things will get worse.

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Permalink Reply by Tank-Ridin' Ryan on May 23, 2011 at 6:19am

Gotta disagree about breaking carbon forks.  I'm all for carbon breaking if it's a decision between bike or body(face in this case).

Kevin Conway said:

while increasingly bad things happen here (i.e. ...broken carbon forks, etc.)

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Permalink Reply by igz on May 23, 2011 at 6:37am

as the church tells us, we are all inherently sinners by nature.  technically, that would null ANYONE from being sucked up via giant holy vaccum into space or taking the escalator to heaven (who walks up stairs anymore?).  so...maybe...we just hang tight till mid october. and celebrate halloween early.  we're probably all fucked.

 

we should start our own kickball teams.  repenters vs infidels or something like that.

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Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on May 23, 2011 at 8:53am

I was looking forward to a bunch of annoying folk leaving.

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Permalink Reply by Juan 2-3 or more mi. on May 23, 2011 at 9:47am

I was thinking all those car driving heathen would finnally leave us. The path to heaven is narrow like single track. So all us hardcore bicyclists are sure to get in.

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Permalink Reply by chixieonfixie on May 23, 2011 at 3:15pm

Wasnt that tornado in Joplin, MO the day of the rapture?  Maybe the rest of us are going to h-e double toothpick.

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Permalink Reply by Glenn on May 23, 2011 at 4:53pm

Maybe all true believers went to heaven like predicted... Prolly why we haven't noticed any change, unless the tornado was connected in all this. snap. i thought id be sure to be first in line :-/

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