The world didn't end like I was led to believe.
Unfortunately last Friday I told my boss to F-off, spent my entire life savings on cocaine and torched my house.
while increasingly bad things happen here (i.e. ...broken carbon forks, etc.)
as the church tells us, we are all inherently sinners by nature. technically, that would null ANYONE from being sucked up via giant holy vaccum into space or taking the escalator to heaven (who walks up stairs anymore?). so...maybe...we just hang tight till mid october. and celebrate halloween early. we're probably all fucked.
we should start our own kickball teams. repenters vs infidels or something like that.