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Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters - $20 (Hawthorne)

"I am selling my Vista Carrera 7 road bike. Perfect for the aspiring culture creator. I have recently become a Successful Entrepreneur and I no longer have the need for such trifling possessions. I drive a gigantic cargo van that literally pisses gas onto the road to mark its territory.

Do you want to be noticed? Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Sleeve tattoo didn't do the trick? Dubstep bounce remix didn't go viral? Look no further than this bike. Don't even look past it in the pictures posted below. Import it into Photoshop and delete the background. I know you know how to do it, because you're a graphic designer."

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Would love to see that ad but the link goes no where.

Try his link

DO OVER!

Ha!

This was one of those bits for Portlandia that didn't turn out as funny as anticipated and never made it onto the show.

I find Portlandia particularly unfunny, am I the only one?

No.

Tim S said:

I find Portlandia particularly unfunny, am I the only one?

Yes.

Tim S said:

I find Portlandia particularly unfunny, am I the only one?

Portlandia funny? Eh, no.

Your classified ad funny? Yes. Extremely.

I would like to receive a copy of your newsletter as well.

El precio es demasiado

that ad is so good.

portlandia is hit or miss for me. CHIN BEARDS ARE OVER.

That ad was funnier than the three episodes of Portlandia that I've seen. Maybe I'm not smart or hip or dumb or sarcastic enough to get their style of humor...

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