You Know You Are A Cyclist When.....

 

1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.

 

2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Gerry G on March 14, 2012 at 3:14pm

Oscar!

ATTA BOY!  ; ) 

Bravo sir.

Permalink Reply by Oscar 2.0 on March 14, 2012 at 3:37pm

I don't think sleeping with your bike implies a preference of sex partners...it's about resting after having sex with your favorite girl.  but you have to admit the bike doesn't roll over or push of the bed/tent! 
 
S said:


Julie Hochstadter said:

Is this true? You prefer bikes to sex?

 

 

This guy seems to think that's the case:

Permalink Reply by Michele on March 14, 2012 at 4:10pm

Totally! The criteria for new clothes is that you can either bike in them or you can change into them when you get somewhere:

When all your shorts and pants are dark colored.

When you start buying polyester dress clothes because they don't wrinkle in your messenger bag.

When you avoid bulky sweaters because they take up too much room in your bag.

Finch said:

- When you are considering buying a skirt/jeans/shorts and you ask yourself, "Yes, but can I bike in it?" Before you worry about price or fit or attractiveness.
Permalink Reply by Michele on March 14, 2012 at 4:16pm

When the standard greeting people have for you is: "Did you bike today?"

When people see you dressed up and say surprised, "You didn't bike today?" and you take great pride in being able to say, "Yes, I did!"

Permalink Reply by S on March 14, 2012 at 4:23pm

Regardless of your preference of sex partners, making your partner sleep outside the tent on a nylon sheet tossed over some rocks while you and the bike are inside a tent with a sleeping pad and bag would probably limit number of times your partner would have sex with you. 

Oscar said:

I don't think sleeping with your bike implies a preference of sex partners...it's about resting after having sex with your favorite girl.  but you have to admit the bike doesn't roll over or push of the bed/tent! 
 
S said:


Julie Hochstadter said:

Is this true? You prefer bikes to sex?

 

 

This guy seems to think that's the case:

Permalink Reply by Mike Zumwalt on March 24, 2012 at 7:40am
Your entrance looks like this.
Attachments:
Permalink Reply by Christopher on March 24, 2012 at 2:01pm

Fast bikes or fast women,,,, Fast bikes are safer!!!

S said:

Regardless of your preference of sex partners, making your partner sleep outside the tent on a nylon sheet tossed over some rocks while you and the bike are inside a tent with a sleeping pad and bag would probably limit number of times your partner would have sex with you. 

Oscar said:

I don't think sleeping with your bike implies a preference of sex partners...it's about resting after having sex with your favorite girl.  but you have to admit the bike doesn't roll over or push of the bed/tent! 
 
S said:


Julie Hochstadter said:

Is this true? You prefer bikes to sex?

 

 

This guy seems to think that's the case:

Permalink Reply by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on March 24, 2012 at 2:13pm

Mike, FYI - you can actually upload images directly to the threads by clicking on the image icon next to the link box on the top left side of this reply box.



Mike Zumwalt said:

Your entrance looks like this.
Permalink Reply by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on March 24, 2012 at 2:18pm

You consider "Parking Wars" the TV show, porn.

Full disclosure: I've never seen the show, but overheard this quote somewhere...

Permalink Reply by S.Presley☠ on March 25, 2012 at 5:19am

LOL...and you know you are a cyclist when people quote your bike related comments on thechainlink.org :)



Julie Hochstadter said:

You consider "Parking Wars" the TV show, porn.

Full disclosure: I've never seen the show, but overheard this quote somewhere...

Permalink Reply by Mike Zumwalt on March 25, 2012 at 6:43am


Julie Hochstadter said:

Mike, FYI - you can actually upload images directly to the threads by clicking on the image icon next to the link box on the top left side of this reply box.



Mike Zumwalt said:

Your entrance looks like this.
I know but this site and my phone...meh.
Permalink Reply by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on March 25, 2012 at 7:01am
Got it. Ning is currently testing a mobile site so hopefully it will be easier soon to interact with the regular site. Ok. Shoes going on, time to appreciate this amazing weather.

Mike Zumwalt said:


Julie Hochstadter said:

Mike, FYI - you can actually upload images directly to the threads by clicking on the image icon next to the link box on the top left side of this reply box.



Mike Zumwalt said:

Your entrance looks like this.
I know but this site and my phone...meh.

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