asshat on LFP tonight

was coming up north to fullerton when I saw a bunch of hipsters by the fountain starting their way down.  One girl(risers on an old road bike) at first seemed like she was unable to control her bike and was coming into my lane, got a little nervous as she got increasingly close, then right as she is about to cross past me she attempts to "psych me out"  by barking loudly.  At that point on the path, a more startled cyclist could have taken a bit of a drop into the lake.  She then proceeded to do this two two other people behind me. I hope next time I see her I realize she's being an ass hat and not just drifting into my lane, a swift helmet butt to the face will be delivered.

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Permalink Reply by Jack on May 24, 2011 at 12:59am
just run the idiot over.  I usually don't waste brake pads on stupid.  I'll take the collision and step on the hipster when I get up. Then bark in her dumb face.
Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on May 24, 2011 at 2:12am
Vent with a cool iPhone app.
Permalink Reply by Duppie on May 24, 2011 at 2:41am
Really? You willfully have a collision to prove your point?

Jack said:
just run the idiot over.  I usually don't waste brake pads on stupid.  I'll take the collision and step on the hipster when I get up. Then bark in her dumb face.
Permalink Reply by ChristopherMCA on May 24, 2011 at 3:02am
If she was crossing another cyclists path and barking it sounds like she was looking to get run over by a bike

Duppie said:
Really? You willfully have a collision to prove your point?

Jack said:
just run the idiot over.  I usually don't waste brake pads on stupid.  I'll take the collision and step on the hipster when I get up. Then bark in her dumb face.
Permalink Reply by Sean Gaskin on May 24, 2011 at 3:08am
Violence is always the solution
Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on May 24, 2011 at 3:52am
Often violence is the solution to violence.  Either that or continue being a victim.  I don't think the police (more violence) are going to help much when one needs "protection" from violent people.
Permalink Reply by Mark on May 24, 2011 at 4:08am
That fountain is in a dangerous location and should be moved.
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Mark said:
That fountain is in a dangerous location and should be moved.

Its a bad intersection even without the fountain. But every fountain is dangerous. I've memorized each fountain location because those are where joggers just love making their left turns without looking behind them.
Permalink Reply by Tank-Ridin' Ryan on May 24, 2011 at 4:50am
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."  Spokes aren't fans of big sticks.
Permalink Reply by dan brown on May 24, 2011 at 5:57am

put your u-lock in your mouth and scream ON YOUR LEFT.

then (louder) "NO!!! ***YOUR LEFT****!!!!!" . sunglasses and a really mean look work too.

 

violence is not the solution. a loud whistle works too.

 

I agree - that fountain is a death trap. Oak Street ramp and curve are dicey too.

 

DB

Permalink Reply by MagMileMarauder on May 24, 2011 at 9:27am
Hipster Bullies? I've heard it all now.
Permalink Reply by dan brown on May 24, 2011 at 10:12am

welll...get behind the wheel of a cab or SUV; and blow a stop sign or red light. that's all it takes.

DB

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