1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.
2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.
22) You hesitate crossing the street to walk the wrong way down a one way.
(# 21 was John Sirovatka's, he just forgot to count.....)
you have to move more bikes than chairs when mopping the floor.
-when you have to feel (or look in the mirror) to see if you have a helmet on ('cuz when you ride long
on the weekend; even with the helmet off it still feels like it's on)
-when you cannot tell friends or family (car-owners) which way to go on certain streets (if they are one-way north or west, for example) 'cuz you never drive on them.
-when you feel safer riding the wrong way ('salmoning') on a one-way street (and can provide a good argument)
24) when your friends and family quit commemting on your ansi yellow clothing
you can't help but laugh when people comment about your helmet with horns
When you check chainlink and bonktown every morning when you start your day.
You browse CL for bikes after buying a new one recently, incase there is a bike you just have to have.