You Know You Are A Cyclist When.....

 

1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.

 

2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Michael A on November 1, 2012 at 3:54pm

You might be a cyclist if....

1. You tell a family of 5 in a crowded mall to "hold their line."
2. You have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses.
3. You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts.
4. Your cycling jersey IS your work shirt.
5. You get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day.
6. You point at pot holes, but you are driving in your car alone.
7. While driving your car you yell at your passenger "Car back" as a vehicle approaches from behind.
8. Your bike is worth more than your car. 
9. Weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good biking weather, bad biking weather. 
10. You put your bicycle in your car, and the value of the total package increases by a factor of 4 (or better). 
11. You have not one, not two, but three permanent chain ring scars on your right calf.
12. You wear a heart rate monitor during sex.
13. You crash... and insist on getting to the bike shop to have your bike checked out BEFORE going to the hospital.
AND...
14. you might be a cyclist if.... Your bike sleeps with you in the bedroom.

Permalink Reply by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on November 5, 2012 at 9:43am

You look right and left before merging lanes on the running track at the health club.

Permalink Reply by David Barish on November 5, 2012 at 10:09am

You use hand signals when walking around the office.

Permalink Reply by Christopher on November 6, 2012 at 3:49am

I choose fast bikes over "fast" partners in bed. I can ride a fast bike all night long and it only want to be lubed up and ridden more.

Michael A said:

You might be a cyclist if....

1. You tell a family of 5 in a crowded mall to "hold their line."
2. You have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses.
3. You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts.
4. Your cycling jersey IS your work shirt.
5. You get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day.
6. You point at pot holes, but you are driving in your car alone.
7. While driving your car you yell at your passenger "Car back" as a vehicle approaches from behind.
8. Your bike is worth more than your car. 
9. Weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good biking weather, bad biking weather. 
10. You put your bicycle in your car, and the value of the total package increases by a factor of 4 (or better). 
11. You have not one, not two, but three permanent chain ring scars on your right calf.
12. You wear a heart rate monitor during sex.
13. You crash... and insist on getting to the bike shop to have your bike checked out BEFORE going to the hospital.
AND...
14. you might be a cyclist if.... Your bike sleeps with you in the bedroom.

Permalink Reply by Nora P. on November 6, 2012 at 6:14am

You might be a cyclist if....

 

 

Your dishwasher looks like this.

Permalink Reply by David Barish on November 6, 2012 at 6:36am

That's awesome. Right next to the Fiestaware.
 
Nora said:

You might be a cyclist if....

 

 

Your dishwasher looks like this.

Permalink Reply by Lisa Curcio on November 6, 2012 at 7:00am

You might be a cyclist, but those harsh dishwasher detergents--is that a good idea?  <g>
 
Nora said:

You might be a cyclist if....

 

 

Your dishwasher looks like this.

Permalink Reply by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on November 6, 2012 at 7:00am

Should be this week's newsletter featured pic!

Nora said:

You might be a cyclist if....

 

 

Your dishwasher looks like this.

Permalink Reply by dan brown on November 7, 2012 at 4:44am

YES!!!  love it

Julie Hochstadter said:

Should be this week's newsletter featured pic!

Nora said:

You might be a cyclist if....

 

 

Your dishwasher looks like this.

Permalink Reply by Nora P. on November 7, 2012 at 5:34am

I'd be honored, Julie.


Julie Hochstadter said:

Should be this week's newsletter featured pic!

Nora said:

You might be a cyclist if....

 

 

Your dishwasher looks like this.

1s20gdv3auw5hPermalink Reply by 1s20gdv3auw5h on November 7, 2012 at 5:00pm

Ha! That one is Soo true!!

1s20gdv3auw5hPermalink Reply by 1s20gdv3auw5h on November 7, 2012 at 5:01pm

This is the best reading I've done all week!  Funny!

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Michael A said:

You might be a cyclist if....

1. You tell a family of 5 in a crowded mall to "hold their line."
2. You have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses.
3. You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts.
4. Your cycling jersey IS your work shirt.
5. You get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day.
6. You point at pot holes, but you are driving in your car alone.
7. While driving your car you yell at your passenger "Car back" as a vehicle approaches from behind.
8. Your bike is worth more than your car. 
9. Weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good biking weather, bad biking weather. 
10. You put your bicycle in your car, and the value of the total package increases by a factor of 4 (or better). 
11. You have not one, not two, but three permanent chain ring scars on your right calf.
12. You wear a heart rate monitor during sex.
13. You crash... and insist on getting to the bike shop to have your bike checked out BEFORE going to the hospital.
AND...
14. you might be a cyclist if.... Your bike sleeps with you in the bedroom.

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