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1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.

 

2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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That just means you are not smart enough to come in out of the rain...

James More said:

When you are riding along trying to beat the storm and down comes hail like marbles shot from a machine gun like the St. Valentine's Day murders reenacted, bullets ricocheting off my head and body.  Ouch!  Ouch!  Ouch! 

Yes, responding to your post a a massage board I read every day is totally stalking you.

Geeze are some kind of narcissist or what? 

You know it's not all about you right?

It's actually all about me.

James More said:

You know you ride a bicycle when Dug tries to run you down where ever you go and what ever you do like a bicycle club stalker.

Honestly, you're an easy target.

It's easier than punching a baby.

James More said:

So why then don't you run along and go harass someone else with your personal attacks.

notoriousDUG said:

Yes, responding to your post a a massage board I read every day is totally stalking you.

Geeze are some kind of narcissist or what? 

You know it's not all about you right?

It's actually all about me.

James More said:

You know you ride a bicycle when Dug tries to run you down where ever you go and what ever you do like a bicycle club stalker.

You are my problem, that is why I point my finger at you.  Was that supposed to be profound?  I think even you can do batter than that...

James More said:

And who is your problem before you point your finger at me?

Get a life!

COUGH

When you get grease rings around your fingers every time you tie your shoes.

You get laid off from you job, commuting 12 miles by bike each day, and once you get a new job that requires a car, you are upset that you'll be missing the daily commute. Forget the fact that I have job now!

Congratulations on the new job, Molly. A steady paycheck is not great by itself, but it does give you the means to enjoy other wonderful things. You can always bike nights and weekends and buy stuff that gives you great joy, keeps you happy anad makes you safe.

You are right. I will miss those early morning commutes downtown with my heavy backpack. Just a change I suppose. But, at least I "Know I am a Cyclist"    :)

that mediocre girl becomes hotter after you find out she does ride!
 
Kellie said:

that insanely hot dude becomes mediocre after you realize that he doesn't ride.

Julie Hochstadter said:
You wonder if you could date someone who doesn't cycle.

... when you move farther away from your office, but look forward to the longer commute :)   

When you can't remember what she looks like but can describe every detail of her bike down to the crank set.

Marco Rayos said:

that mediocre girl becomes hotter after you find out she does ride!
 
Kellie said:

that insanely hot dude becomes mediocre after you realize that he doesn't ride.

Julie Hochstadter said:
You wonder if you could date someone who doesn't cycle.
You ask "did I leave my bike in your car?" when you meant to say "coat"!

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