1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.
2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.
When you go to mass, and it has nothing to church
When you wonder if the WBEZ morning newscaster who wished every a "Happy Friday" this morning has done a critical mass.
you crash and your first question is...How's my bike?
When you hang out at the bike shop and no one expects you to buy anything.
Riding a bike through a big, congested city and feeling smarter than everyone else because you're moving.
You stop midride to give your only spare tube to a stranded cyclist.
Getting a bike stolen and being surprised at how deeply it hits you.
Discovering that a shot of Jameson in each bottle keeps the water fluid.
you wake up with a mini u-lock around your left ankle to a fence outside of Home Depot with your pants pulled down and a thank you note taped to your forehead.
When every day is Friday.