Thinking of trying a new religion in the New Year?

I'm concerned that the posts to the chainlink so far this year aren't inciting enough animosity. Try this handy flowchart:

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Permalink Reply by Bob Maher on January 5, 2012 at 7:08am

Obviously.  It has a mildly disturbing lack of Pasta.


Kevin C said:

You do know this chart isn't foolproof don't you?


Permalink Reply by Kevin C Dormant on January 5, 2012 at 7:23am

As self-appointed, special terrestrial counsel, I note that none of these people were told to "win," they were simply told to "run." Things could have turned out a lot worse for Isaac as well...

h' said:

I read in a rather credible Obama interview a few years ago something coming darned close to the same sort of declaration. Was surprised at the time it was not latched on to and blown all to hell by the righties. Doubtful I could find it again . . .

Brendan said:

I think I originally saw this chart on reddit, and then I see this there today:  "Cain, Perry, Bachmann all claimed God told them to run for Presiden..."

Permalink Reply by SlyRed on January 5, 2012 at 7:25am

Ha, ha . . . God was just fuckin' with 'em!

Permalink Reply by Anne Alt on January 5, 2012 at 7:29am

Thanks for the laughs.

Permalink Reply by Michael J Blane on January 5, 2012 at 7:38am

1+

Chris C said:

Yet another example of how we Druids are being kept down by the man. We shoulda squashed that whole monotheism thing when it first surfaced.

Permalink Reply by Zoetrope on January 5, 2012 at 7:48am

Telling them to "win" would've been just plain mean.  The way god did it this time was just for teh lulz.    

Kevin C said:

none of these people were told to "win," they were simply told to "run." 

Permalink Reply by Joe Schmoe on January 5, 2012 at 1:20pm

What, no Santeria box?  /ThatsRacist

Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on January 5, 2012 at 1:36pm

No Santorum box either...

Permalink Reply by Kevin C Dormant on January 5, 2012 at 1:50pm

Clearly some of you heathens need to be reminded that this post was "for entertainment purposes only." Carry on.

Permalink Reply by Tony Adams on January 5, 2012 at 2:08pm

There is a heathen box? 

Kevin C said:

Clearly some of you heathens need to be reminded that this post was "for entertainment purposes only." Carry on.

Permalink Reply by Sol on January 5, 2012 at 2:53pm
I gave up religion for Lent!
Permalink Reply by Vilda on January 5, 2012 at 3:08pm

I gave up Lent for Ramadaan? ;-)

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