You blew the red light east bound on Lawrence at Damen at 5:26 pm this evening.
There was enough time for the biker in front of me to make it half way into the intersection, northbound on Damen, before you came whizzing past my front wheel.
I yelled "You're an idiot!" at your big haired chick, self, and you looked back at me. I meant it!
I woulda testified for any of the cars, that managed to not kill you, if they had.
Keep riding like a tard!
Witness bad behavior during your commute? Feel free to post. Maybe that lovely human can read it and think they are famous. Maybe you can also inspire the whole generation of kids to shower but we can start with small things.
...and while you're at it, ditch the "Honey" and "sweetie" stuff.
Amen! Don't people realize that is NOT acceptable? Yuck.
Ha! So funny we both took a pic of watermelon helmet guy. Or is this video?
Right, it's a screen grab from my helmet camera but I definitely remembered him from yesterday when I saw your picture :)
This is not the only Chicago rider with a watermelon helmet! There is at least one other guy - a bit older and in better shape (no, it isn't me) who is a very considerate, non-shoaling sharer of the bike lanes.
I just mention this so that no-one yells at the wrong person. :)
We should definitely avoid throwing fruit at the poor guy. ;-)
No harm, everyone was ok. Just made me laugh that he had a watermelon helmet and was shoaling a whole line of women.
Cat 6 Douche on southbound Wells between Chicago and Ohio this morning:
Thank you for telling me I should ride on the right side of the bike lane right next to parked cars. I hope you heard me telling you, no I'm not risking a door because you don't know how to pass. Learn to take the lane or stay behind. Wells during rush hour is not a race so settle your face down bitch boy.
It was disappointing that you ran the red at Ohio right in front of me. I was really hoping to continue the conversation.