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Ha Ha. Kill em with kindness. I rode out to aurora saturday (butterfield road to college ave to aurora rd) and had some "white trash" broseph lean out a car window and yell "get off the road!"
So I pull up next to him at a stop light and with my biggest shit-eating grin go "thanks for letting me know I'm not visible!" and he looks baffled by my not yelling expletives and goes "Ive been hit by a car you should be scared of traffic, arent you?"
and I respond "I ride everywhere man, just like riding in a car accidents happen, all we can do is do our best to follow the law, stick to the rules and stay visible!"
So he goes "ride on the sidewalk. it's right there!"
"actually sir, it's illegal to ride on the sidewalk unless youre under 12 years old" (I added the sir even though he was all of 17 just to be extra polite)
to which his mom goes "really?" and I go "yes ma'am, I wish there were more bike paths to use, but cyclists and cars have to share the roadway and both follow the rules of cars"
So then the guy does the "ride against traffic man! that way we can see you" and I explain that too, is illegal and also more dangerous as it would be unnerving for drivers to see me heading right at them" and then told 'em "you guys have a great day!" and gave a big friendly wave.
kill em with kindness that way theyre less inclined to get all pissy and more inclined to think about it for a second. Sadly, drivers are taught they OWN the road and everyone else should get off it. hopefully a little education--sugar coated with politeness will dispel such notions.
Well, isn't this special?
missed connection with my ulock - 35 (pilsen)
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Date: 2009-03-22, 1:51AM CDT
Well where do I start... this would be in rants in raves... if only for the fact that I wished my ulock connected with your skull.
Me riding southbound on Halsted in the bike lane with traffic. You riding northbound in my bike lane against traffic. You yell at me... I politely tell you to get out my way.
Fast forward three blocks... you pull up aside of me and start calling me names and threaten me... I dismount and grab my ulock out of my pocket. You ride away.
Fast forward another two blocks... you keep following me and shouting at me.
I jump off my bike again... whip out the ulock again... you stop and start swearing at me... I promptly call 911... you ride away.
I've had SUV's more polite than you.
Next time you see me... I'm not that hard to spot. Look for someone riding in the proper flow of traffic with some purple and a large kryptolok in my right hand.
xoxo
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