Time for another bumper crop of potholes, and instead of thinking there is one with my name on it, I've decided to name them first. Here's my categories for potholes:
Asphalt Acne: rough, rumbly surface, not too deep, just damn annoying
rip in the space-time continuum (long broken seam)
The Post-Hole: about 10 inches a round, but about 10 feet deep.
Crater Lake: a puddle with a nasty surprise, it may begin with Acne but degrade into Post-Holes or worse.
Humpback Whales: Those odd lumps at bus stops, the wheels create a big swale of pavement.
Broke Bike Mountain: Anytime Streets and San fills a pothole to create a mound.
The Rip in the Space-Time Continuum: long narrow trenches along the seams in the road.