Anyone noticed today's Groupon ad on the right hand side?
Obviously they can learn a thing or two about serving context sensitive ads...
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Creative writing award for the content of "Zerona Body Slimming Laser Treatment"
I was going to put my observations in parentheses, but I find it's really not necessary . . . and they end with BOC, really?
A svelte physique looks better in clothes, makes you feel more desirable, and keeps strangers from harshly scrutinizing your nutritional label. Express your good health wordlessly with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one Zerona laser body-slimming treatment and consultation at Women's Doc MedSpa in South Barrington (a $400 value).
A member of the American Medical Association, Dr. Sheri Merchant keeps abreast of the latest leaps in laser cosmetics, carrying out prettifying procedures in a safe and comfortable setting. The noninvasive Zerona slimming treatment employs low-level, otherwise jobless lasers to gainfully emulsify fat cells and slim misbehaving midriffs. Each quick and painless session takes approximately 40 minutes–broken down into two 20-minute sessions devoted to back and belly shaping, respectively–and boasts no laser-based side effects beyond fat melting and a newfound appreciation for Blue Oyster Cult.
"The noninvasive slimming treatment employs low-level, otherwise jobless lasers to gainfully emulsify fat cells and slim misbehaving midriffs"
Dang, now I have coffee all over my keyboard...
in it to win it said:
Creative writing award for the content of "Zerona Body Slimming Laser Treatment"
I was going to put my observations in parentheses, but I find it's really not necessary . . . and they end with BOC, really?
A svelte physique looks better in clothes, makes you feel more desirable, and keeps strangers from harshly scrutinizing your nutritional label. Express your good health wordlessly with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one Zerona laser body-slimming treatment and consultation at Women's Doc MedSpa in South Barrington (a $400 value).
A member of the American Medical Association, Dr. Sheri Merchant keeps abreast of the latest leaps in laser cosmetics, carrying out prettifying procedures in a safe and comfortable setting. The noninvasive Zerona slimming treatment employs low-level, otherwise jobless lasers to gainfully emulsify fat cells and slim misbehaving midriffs. Each quick and painless session takes approximately 40 minutes–broken down into two 20-minute sessions devoted to back and belly shaping, respectively–and boasts no laser-based side effects beyond fat melting and a newfound appreciation for Blue Oyster Cult.
So, the jobless lasers are now gainfully employed?
Where does the emulsify go?
I'm so confused . . .
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