New Yorker Caption Contest

Happy Holidays, bike folks!  

I thought we might get a few good captions from 'linkers for the current New Yorker contest.  Here's the image and there's a link to the magazine's site below.  I never come up with anything good for these, but I'm interested to see what you guys come up with. 

http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?affiliate=ny-caption

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Permalink Reply by Joe TV on December 30, 2011 at 2:52pm

Brakes?  Up here you won't need 'em.

Permalink Reply by Fran Kondorf on December 30, 2011 at 4:18pm

 "I'm in much better shape now but I'd still prefer the wings."

Permalink Reply by Joe TV on December 30, 2011 at 5:27pm

"I was hoping for more bike lanes."

Permalink Reply by John Wirtz on December 31, 2011 at 1:34pm

"Fine, but I'm not still wearing the skinny jeans."

Permalink Reply by John Wirtz on December 31, 2011 at 1:37pm

"No, you said you'd never ride a fixie as long as you lived."

Permalink Reply by John Wirtz on December 31, 2011 at 1:56pm

"...AND they want us to walk for all trips under a mile!"

Permalink Reply by Marcus Moore on December 31, 2011 at 1:57pm

"The wings are on back order"

Permalink Reply by John Wirtz on December 31, 2011 at 3:46pm

"Bike to salvation week?"

Permalink Reply by John Wirtz on December 31, 2011 at 3:47pm

"For Christ's sake"

Permalink Reply by Tony L on January 2, 2012 at 11:24am

"Our hills only go down. If you went to hell everything would be uphill."

Permalink Reply by Tony L on January 2, 2012 at 11:27am

"Of course we can ride for Chicago style pizza here. Where do you think you are, hell?

Permalink Reply by David Barish on January 3, 2012 at 6:16am

Its weird.  Five minutes ago I was on Kedzie and I wasn't wearing a helmet there either.

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