I wanted to give this thread a cryptic and cutesy title, but I have a feeling this one's going to be bouncing around every forum and list more than once over the next few weeks, so I thought better . . .
Without further adieu:
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Does she have a sister?
As always it is more entertaining to read the comments than it is to read the actual news article.
This one was my favorite bike-hater. Whatever would drive someone to dislike bicyclists so much? I wonder...
I hope she had any licensing and permits that are required in her town to
ride a bike. I also hope she was wearing a helmet. Not following any one
of these is a civil offense and should be punished with a monetary
forfeiture. Also, I can't help but think her unborn baby was not wearing a
helmet. That is irresponsible parenting. I hope CPS begins investigating
the behavior of this scofflaw before more innocents are put in danger by
her reckless behavior. Someone must step in and protect us all. I hope
the legislature will draft legislation to regulate the riding of bikes by
pregnant women.
Bike Hater?
i don't know... did you see a flashing red icon that read "SATIRE" somewhere around that post? Maybe a regulation-hater... Good stuff, though.
James Baum said:
As always it is more entertaining to read the comments than it is to read the actual news article.
This one was my favorite bike-hater. Whatever would drive someone to dislike bicyclists so much? I wonder...
I hope she had any licensing and permits that are required in her town to
ride a bike. I also hope she was wearing a helmet. Not following any one
of these is a civil offense and should be punished with a monetary
forfeiture. Also, I can't help but think her unborn baby was not wearing a
helmet. That is irresponsible parenting. I hope CPS begins investigating
the behavior of this scofflaw before more innocents are put in danger by
her reckless behavior. Someone must step in and protect us all. I hope
the legislature will draft legislation to regulate the riding of bikes by
pregnant women.
The smugness bar has been raised.
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