Can't sleep, so I am writing this.

Jan Ullrich we firmly support you.   We support you in the abuse of you in your seated position, and, Jan, know that we are there with no friction when things get hairy.  We hold you up in the face of your fiercest competitors.

Don't forget that Jan championed belly breathing and wears a pink costume.

Remember to hold us close and we will not leave you dangling in the wind,
German-American Athletic Supporters of Jan Ullrich.