F@ck bicycles

Yes, you read that right. Bicycles are just so yesterday. The hip wheels are on a Velomobile. Up to 5 times more efficient than a bicycle and looks way cooler, too. I'm getting my model with the faux exhausts that emit an electronically controlled growl, throaty enough to embarrass any muscle car, on my command. Take the lane? Dude, I own the lane! Works in any weather, no less. Of course, I'll cruise with the top down when its bright and sunny. Yes, sireee, the chicks are gonna be all over me when I'm wrapped inside that phallic symbol. 

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Permalink Reply by Juan 2-3 or more mi. on January 16, 2014 at 3:25pm

THAT'S THE TICKET

Permalink Reply by Joe Guzzardo on January 16, 2014 at 3:42pm

No way, my velomobile gets the equivalent of 4700 miles per gallon. But now that we're on the subject of fine German engineering, take a look at the PINION P1.18. Designed by the same engineers that brought us the Ultimate Driving Machine. The only dealer that I know of that sells it in the U.S. is Peter White Cycles. Intriguing.

Juan 2-8 mi. said:

THAT'S THE TICKET

Permalink Reply by Joe Guzzardo on January 16, 2014 at 6:48pm

Lemme guess. It's a one owner cream puff, driven by a little old lady who only used it to get to church on Sundays.

Juan 2-8 mi. said:

THAT'S THE TICKET

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