do u want a man ..or a hipster? - m4w - 30 (lincoln park) - w4m - 24 (bed.)

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/1258546576.html

do u want a man ..or a hipster? - m4w - 30 (lincoln park) - w4m - 24 (bed.)
since i know your obsessed with this site....ill ask.
or remind you...of what a man ...and a hipster boy is.

a man.....
works hard for what he's got. doesnt play mind games,means what he says. doesnt hang out at the green eye or the 2way. doesnt work the "im an artist " thing on women at coffee shops. his parents didnt pay for his schooling, he's not from wisconsin, doesnt have a mustache for fashion.doesnt "thrift" for fashion

be a lady, have some class, be able to sniff out the posers and spit in there face. be genuine.

RE:do u want a man ..or a hipster? - m4w - 30 (lincoln park) - w4m - 24 (bed.)

Hey cockmaster, Learn to spell. I doubt you're my "real man". And if you were, you wouldn't reside in Lincoln Park. I'd like to spit in your face. You seem like a bigger tool than any of the pussies that play the hipster card.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/1258586609.html
Re: do u want a man ..or a hipster? - m4w - 30 (lincoln park)

I hear you, bro. Fuck those young, creative people that are enjoying the best years of their lives. Who the fuck do they think they are anyway? You ain't a fuckin' REAL man until you have a striped, button-down shirt, a gym membership, and a Jetta with a bike rack.


-- couldn't help but post this hilarious exchange.

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Permalink Reply by cutifly on July 7, 2009 at 4:43pm
I don't understand who is the man and who is the hipster ?
Permalink Reply by RodimusPrime on July 7, 2009 at 8:22pm
i have no idea. i just saw the exchange over the cl missed connections.
Permalink Reply by Bruce Mitzit on July 7, 2009 at 9:05pm
RodimusPrime said:
i have no idea. i just saw the exchange over the cl missed connections.
Semi-literate posts like this incline me to seek more intelligent ways of using my time.
Permalink Reply by David Travis on July 8, 2009 at 3:12am
It's hard to believe, after reading this exchange, that these folks are among the survivors of the evolutionary process. Perhaps though, they are the proof of the theory - mutations remain an essential ingredient.
Permalink Reply by cutifly on July 8, 2009 at 5:18am
Some fruitcake guy in Spandex riding some fancy road bike opposite of me on the North Branch Trail called me "Idiot" on the Tall Bike a few days ago, I immediately responded with "Jerk" and turned around to see him looking very surprised because I am looking very pissed and was going to try and kick him off but I could not catch him, but I did get pretty close. I get very those seldom few a-holes and look forward to it (just not at Mass)
Permalink Reply by Natalie on July 8, 2009 at 7:52am
It's nice to see that cycling is just as divisive as every other hobby/lifestyle/pursuit.

cutifly said:
Some fruitcake guy in Spandex riding some fancy road bike opposite of me on the North Branch Trail called me "Idiot" on the Tall Bike a few days ago, I immediately responded with "Jerk" and turned around to see him looking very surprised because I am looking very pissed and was going to try and kick him off but I could not catch him, but I did get pretty close. I get very those seldom few a-holes and look forward to it (just not at Mass)
Permalink Reply by Tank-Ridin' Ryan on July 8, 2009 at 8:04am
Agreed. That guy was a jerk. I've never seen a tall bike on the NBT, but it would be an interesting sight.

Natalie said:
It's nice to see that cycling is just as divisive as every other hobby/lifestyle/pursuit.

cutifly said:
Some fruitcake guy in Spandex riding some fancy road bike opposite of me on the North Branch Trail called me "Idiot" on the Tall Bike a few days ago, I immediately responded with "Jerk" and turned around to see him looking very surprised because I am looking very pissed and was going to try and kick him off but I could not catch him, but I did get pretty close. I get very those seldom few a-holes and look forward to it (just not at Mass)
Permalink Reply by Tony Adams on July 8, 2009 at 9:30am
A tall bike on a wooded trail is bound to attract some comments, but I agree, that guy was a jerk.

As for the OP, that is pretty hilarious. I especially loved the part about how a real man "is not from Wisconsin."

I'm guessing that the "m" in m4w stands for "moron".
Permalink Reply by Frank on July 8, 2009 at 11:26am
"CARBON FIBER"
Permalink Reply by justJason on July 8, 2009 at 11:55am
I hear that He has the cover of "Hell Awaits" tattooed on His back.

Brian Kennedy said:
I can't ignore the marvelous picture that was attached to one of the replies to this Craig's List posting:


Please never let me live in a world without SLAYER!
Permalink Reply by cutifly on July 8, 2009 at 1:20pm
I live a block away, I pruned (MOST) of the branches hanging out onto the trail so I don't slap my face when I come back in the dark. I've almost hit deer on a few occasion, it is weird. Most people up here are cool, they need a reality break anyway.
Permalink Reply by Brett Ratner on July 8, 2009 at 6:15pm
I wonder what's on God's iPod right now.

Clearly The Knack is on there somewhere...as is Frampton, and possibly Sid Barrett-era Pink Floyd.


justJason said:
I hear that He has the cover of "Hell Awaits" tattooed on His back.

Brian Kennedy said:
I can't ignore the marvelous picture that was attached to one of the replies to this Craig's List posting:


Please never let me live in a world without SLAYER!

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