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Cops: Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Line
CUDJOE KEY (CBS) ―
Don't read unless your faith in humanity is reasonably unflappable.
http://cbs11tv.com/watercooler/driving.shaving.crash.2.1542152.html
Cops: Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Line
CUDJOE KEY (CBS) ―
A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.
Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.
Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.
Barnes and Judy allegedly drove another half-mile before switching seats. When they were pulled over, Judy claimed to have been driving. The trooper noticed burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag, which disproved their story. The airbag in the steering wheel apparently did not deploy.
Three passengers – a man and two women – were treated for minor injuries.
Barnes had been driving with a suspended license, just a day after being convicted in an Upper Keys court of a DUI. She was sentenced to nine months of probation, and her license was revoked for five years.
Now, Barnes is being charged with reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving with no insurance, WFOR-TV reports. She could face a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation.
Judy was not charged in the crash.
I understand that when radios were first introduced as optional equipment in automobiles scores of people forecast that US roadways would become littered with heaps of twisted metal and disemboweled human carcasses as a result.
Haha, thankfully you don't listen with your eyes.
"Do you know why you crashed, son?"
"Sorry Officer, I was listening to the radio."
Michael Perz said:I understand that when radios were first introduced as optional equipment in automobiles scores of people forecast that US roadways would become littered with heaps of twisted metal and disemboweled human carcasses as a result.
No, but you do control the settings with your hands which incidentally are guided by your eyeballs, both of which are body parts required to successfully execute the task of driving as has been mentioned above.
Tank-Ridin' Ryan said:Haha, thankfully you don't listen with your eyes.
"Do you know why you crashed, son?"
"Sorry Officer, I was listening to the radio."
Michael Perz said:I understand that when radios were first introduced as optional equipment in automobiles scores of people forecast that US roadways would become littered with heaps of twisted metal and disemboweled human carcasses as a result.
I don't condone this kind of behavior, obvs... but I do have some amazed respect for the fact that not only was this lady shaving her 'bikini line' while driving, but doing so in the presence of her ex-husband, en route to see her new boyfriend. That must have been a really amicable breakup. In a way, this story has restored by faith in humanity, so, thanks Howard!
H3N3 said:Don't read unless your faith in humanity is reasonably unflappable.
http://cbs11tv.com/watercooler/driving.shaving.crash.2.1542152.html
Cops: Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Line
CUDJOE KEY (CBS) ―
Wow, this woman is stupid beyond belief. And the fact that she was with her ex and he was driving for her makes it just a bit more twisted. What an amazing country we live in! ;)
heather said:I don't condone this kind of behavior, obvs... but I do have some amazed respect for the fact that not only was this lady shaving her 'bikini line' while driving, but doing so in the presence of her ex-husband, en route to see her new boyfriend. That must have been a really amicable breakup. In a way, this story has restored by faith in humanity, so, thanks Howard!
H3N3 said:Don't read unless your faith in humanity is reasonably unflappable.
http://cbs11tv.com/watercooler/driving.shaving.crash.2.1542152.html
Cops: Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Line
CUDJOE KEY (CBS) ―
If a driver is going to multitask fine, then throw in a device that alerts a driver to the presence of a cyclist and forces the driver to acknowledge the cyclist by hitting an "OK" button or something.
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