Liar's Tour

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Time: April 1, 2010 from 7pm to 10pm
Location: West Town Bikes
Street: 2459 W Division
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Website or Map: http://maps.google.com/maps?i…
Phone: 773-255-6347
Event Type: lying, joking, silliness, bikewinter
Organized By: Lee Diamond
Latest Activity: Apr 4, 2010

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The scary thing about this ride, is that if you show up, will I?

Nearly everything about this tour is a lie. Celebrating April Fool's Day, I am doing a tour of the Northside of Chicago, where, in contrast to the architecture/neighborhood tours I do, EVERY STOP IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR OUTRAGEOUS MISINFORMATION.

The ride will be 10 to 15 miles. It will certainly involve large amounts of fibbing, nonsense, tall-tales, April Fool's jokes, and bike riding. And a bit of drinking too.

To start things off, here are a few lies about the ride:

1 - No one will have any fun.
2 - We will start directly on time.
3 - I will be doing my normal, detailed research on every subject for the ride.
4 - I will be wearing a suit for the first time in over a decade.
5 - Howard Kaplan will be there.
6 - This ride will completely suck.

See you there.......maybe.

Cheers - Lee Diamond

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Comment by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on March 30, 2010 at 9:46am: What makes you think I was talking about you.

Comment by Lee Diamond on March 29, 2010 at 8:09am: What makes you think I will be wearing pants?

Comment by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on March 28, 2010 at 9:26pm: I'm going to depants Lee.

Comment by Lee Diamond on March 27, 2010 at 8:54pm: I'm going to get wasted and swear a lot.

And misspell everything while you are at it.

Comment by Todd Allen on March 26, 2010 at 11:08pm: Free booze for all at the end. I'll get the tab.

Comment by Lee Diamond on March 9, 2010 at 4:52pm: Precisely.

Comment by Doug Haynes on March 9, 2010 at 4:41pm: I am so confused... if I go do I put I am not going? Are the people who say they are attending not attending? Is there even really a ride?

I'm just going to put maybe, that seems safe...

Comment by Lee Diamond on March 9, 2010 at 4:34pm: As long as you are interested in things that are silly, please try this new game:

http://www.thechainlink.org/forum/topics/march-madness-worst-80s-bands