"I can no longer find it, but there used to be a training video which was narrated by a Chicago Police officer, explaining to police how to apply the Municipal Code of Chicago in various situations. As I recall, though, the video said that the car is…"
"I don't know. Perhaps they're stunned by the sheer volume. Anyway, many of the offenders are private parties or at least don't have identification ("How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH!T"). I wonder if the news stations…"
"But wait... there's more! Four hours after the message above ^^ came an update:
We are making progress! We're working on your Inspect Public Way Survey service request SR18-00217849, which you submitted…"
"I just now (May 28, 2019) received this response to a 311 report. This is why I'm not wasting my time anymore.
We are making progress! We're working on your Bicycle Request/Complaint service…"