I don't really care what the cranks are made of

I don't mind the enormous tattoo

I never mentioned the mustache

I thought "rock it!" and

Maybe Ride Bikes with you

I just learned what's a 'fixe'

Hope you can handle an 8MPH cruise

A good bike is any, to

Maybe take a Roll with you!

Champagne is cheaper than gas

Why pay a health club for two?

It feels truer than traffic, to

Maybe Ride Bikes with you

I might blank on your name

or your bike, was that blue?

but there ain't any time like this to

Maybe take a roll with you!

I ponder what chome-moly's made of and

I wouldn't think that you're wacky on glue

If you said "let's call some pals up" to

Maybe Ride Bikes with you

I don't care what the cranks are made of

or the reasons for your Gingrich tattoo

I won't mention the mustache

I just wanna "rock it!" and

Maybe Ride Bikes with you

-bk, 2012