Gutter Gnome Labor Dispute Evidence

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Comment by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on October 28, 2012 at 12:40pm

Not to mention the stench...

That's what beano was invented to cure. 

Comment by bk (aka: Dr. Mambohead) on October 28, 2012 at 11:58am

And? Point of Empathy pls?... I think we all know how painful a bubbling, boiling inner-sanctum can be.

Comment by bk (aka: Dr. Mambohead) on October 28, 2012 at 11:54am

Good News!!!! Mysteriously... After the events of Friday? The tame gutter gnomes came back to work!

Scuttlebutt is? They are delighted their history was finally and fairly portrayed in this Month's Derailleur!..

.. Altho? Scandelous accusations and darker motivations bubble and boil in the inner-sanctum... What/who exactly monkey-wrenched the Party?.. Does the trail lead to City Hall and bike-ruining Gutter Gnome insiders?

Comment by bk (aka: Dr. Mambohead) on October 21, 2012 at 2:57pm

A document has been produced that may finally break the stalemate! We could only find one publication with the temerity to accept the research... Only one editorial staff has the chutzpah... The hard-core daring-doo... The Journalstic Integrity! No. It is not "Tiger Beat". Wrong! No... It is not "Soldier of Fortune"... Or "O"... They're all corporate shills...

Comment by bk (aka: Dr. Mambohead) on October 17, 2012 at 11:15pm

jinkies!!!... what the?!?... Now? The Keebler Elves are threatening solidarity!!!... Also? South Side Chimney Sweepers Local #537... I've got some bozo on the blower... caling himself Dick Van Dyke!.. he's got the worst imitation of a cockney accent I've ever heard! Somebody shut down the switchboard...

Comment by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on October 14, 2012 at 10:47pm

Oh, the humanity!

Comment by bk (aka: Dr. Mambohead) on October 14, 2012 at 10:46pm

Day 9... or is it ten? It is all blurring together now. All quiet on the gutter gnome front... Still.... talks have broken down... Non-agression Truce has been broken by virtue of the stripped bike frame I found under the bridge at 18th and Western... The horror.. the horror... They perched it up on the bike rack vendetta style... still locked with the u-lock... poor bastard. It had a family!

Comment by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on October 14, 2012 at 12:16pm

Call in the riot cops, suit up!

Comment by bk (aka: Dr. Mambohead) on October 14, 2012 at 11:28am

A revealing document on the tragic history of both tame and feral gutter gnomes is rumoured!

Could this be a game-changer?.. a la Nixon's "deep throat"?!?

UPDATE: Dr. Mambohead's auxiliary bran-muffin research center is now affected.... CPD specialists, who didn't get enough heroic professionalism at the NATO protests, have been paid-off and are standing by... This could get ugly!

Comment by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on October 13, 2012 at 9:53am

Crivens! Whut aboot us, ye daftie!

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