Mountain bike?... check.... Twenty pounds of chain and lock?... check.... No food/carbs other than what is left in big glass bottle of Bacardi?... check... Leather jacket... check..... Useless full-size pump and threadbare tire yet somehow missing a patch kit?... check...... Various full-size tools suck as monkey wrench? check!

hats off to M tho... for realzies!!... he kept up a 13mph pace WITH all that.... what a MONster!!!