Planning thread for July 30th 2010 Chicago Critical Mass.

In the recent "Critical Mass Strategy" discussion, Barbra mentioned hints of her desire to do a map for July's CCM, with an underwear theme.  She's certainly capable, having participated in WNBR-C and CCM for several years, and the theme is certainly appropriate for hot weather.

So with just a few weeks to go, I'm proactively seeding this thread for discussion and planning.

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It's pretty cool, and for the price of FREE you can't go wrong

jamimaria said:
That's pretty cool. I just got an iPhone and am going to sign up. Thanks!

Paul Gurns said:
Here is link to the route we took last night.

Spencer, this was made using that app I told you about.


http://sportypal.com/Workouts/Details/482607?key=5c2862a28a80796f34...
There's another way to look at this, Gabe. The sooner CCM can demonstrate some responsibility with respect to forbidden zones, the sooner relations with CPD and the city can be repaired/restored. As of yesterday, the CPD had no plans for an increased police presence on July CCM. The map in its current state bears a warning to stay off LSD. I recommend that the police get a copy of the map at least a couple days in advance with the understanding that ramps onto LSD will be corked and to give the CPD the opportunity to do the same. Barbra did a nice job. Give it a chance.

Gabe said:
So in order to have fun you must go to the beach, and by extension Lake Shore Drive? An excellent leader leads her soldiers to the slaughter?

You have an underwear theme that no one is gonna know about and many of the thousands you referenced will never know. They will come on the ride and go home wondering why that idiot on LSD was drunk, in his underwear, getting the crap kicked outta him by police.

And the corkers you are planning on having at LSD to keep people from goin on is a fail. Ragbrai will have many of our experienced riders, and if the police get a wiff of the Mass goin there they will have it blocked off anyway.

As i wrote to Andrew, it appears you have us staged to fight with each other and the police. Seems like an excellent plan, Leader.

And every mass is fun so saying you are planning a fun mass is redundant.

Avoid 1 problem like Lake Shore Drive and you make yourself a better leader. Take everyone there and you are trying to get into trouble.

And whatever you wrote as a reply is some awful mix of happy, condescension, and an attempt to stay cool all at the same time. It's awful. Argue or be happy or be insulting but don't try all of it so that you are still somehow cool or neutral. Being a leader would mean sticking your neck out and possibly not making friends, or worse angering a friend.
Here is the turn by turn of the most recent map: http://bit.ly/cwo1rx.

EXIT onto W Randolph St
Right at N Wacker Dr
Left at N Franklin St
Left onto W Hubbard St
Left at N Kingsbury St
Right at W Kinzie St
Right at N Milwaukee Ave
Left at W Hubbard St
Left at N Carpenter St
Right at W Madison St
-BEGIN 1st ROUND UP-
Right at N Ogden Ave
Left at W Randolph St
Left at W Lake St
Left at N Ashland Blvd
Left at Washington Blvd
-END 1st ROUND UP-
North onto N Ashland Blvd
Left at W Hubbard St
Right into N Campbell Ave
Left at W Grand Ave
Right at N Kedzie Ave
Right at W Division St
Left at N Humboldt Dr
Right at W North Ave
Right at N Milwaukee Ave
-BEGIN 2nd ROUND UP-
Right at W Division St
Right at N Ashland Ave
Right at N Milwaukee Ave
-END 2nd ROUND UP-
Left at W Division St
Left at N Elston Ave
Right at W Cortland St
Left at N Clybourn Ave
Right at N Southport Ave
Right at W Wrightwood Ave
Left at N Racine Ave
Left at W Belmont Ave
Right at N Lincoln Ave
Right at W Addison St
Left N Ravenswood Ave
Right at W Sunnyside Ave
Left at N Beacon St
Right onto W Wilson Ave
-CORK LSD!-
Right at N Simonds Dr
-END AT BEACH!-
(Gabe, love you like a brother, and Barbra like a sister, you two should party.) Its true that a reasonable MOST conciliatory message would be to avoid LSD entirely this month, and was discussed, with only narrow consensus. Route dev is a balance of compromises, and weighing heavily was that avoiding LSD inherently bars the lake, which is too big a compromise in summer, so must be balanced with responsibly corking (I've personally committed to blocking southbound on-ramp at Wilson), and telling CPD in advance about Wilson, and mass dictum.
I appreciate bold statements, makes it easier for me to note, we *could* consider pushing this to August. Personally, pre-riding the underwear/Montrose route it felt a tad maze-y and long (and bad skater bridges), ie. could use tweaks. That also let's H3's prize contest run it's course, and gives more time to promote so people know it's in underwear, and is August even hotter?
Can't please everyone. ; )
I'm up for July OR August. But I honestly think there is enough time to 'promote' underwear for July. But if I don't commit to following through, who will? and will it be another disaster?? What would July mass DO without me??!! (he he he) I also don't feel comfortable into being bullied by some no-alternative-plan hater...Gabe's ONLY valid point in my opinion is the ending at the lake...which was my ORIGINAL concern and plan...to end elsewhere and even had a map for it but since this is LEADERLESS I decided to not be closed-minded and self-serving and take others' perspectives into consideration. (My original ending point was 4 blocks from my house in the middle of the city while this is many miles from my pad!) Evidence of the LSD concern is somewhere in this thread, I believe. But I now agree with Kevin, it's a great chance to prove to CPD that we can get back on track by our own accord. And Montrose Beach/park is so incredibly beautiful and I don't think I saw any gang-bangers, either. Are we still doing education at the Plaza with a PA system as discussed at the strategy meeting? Someone could tell folks that whoever leads them onto LSD is the least likely to get arrested or hit, but if they follow, they have a good chance of it! Gabe, will you volunteer?
Never thought I'd receive so much flack for doing something well, out of love, and for free. Ay!
What time does the Picassa thing happen??? So exciting!
-Barbra

Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! said:
POST READING YOUR LATEST REPLY

So your primary objective is the off chance that we'll take LSD again? It's seriously not a problem that far up north. There will be people leading the ride who will not be taking 7 days off to ride Ragbrai. So there will not be an issue with finding enough people to cork the drive. And who cares if not everyone gets the memo that it's an underwear ride. When did a mass with a theme ever successfully get everyone to understand? Never I tell you, never. Some people will get the picture and be in their panties and others won't. It'll be fun either way man.

I feel like your real objection is that you just don't like the proposed route itself. If that's the case make your own map and we'll see you at the Picasa.
Barbra Mann said:
Never thought I'd receive so much flack for doing something well, out of love, and for free. Ay!

Welcome to Map making. : )

Spencer:
So your best example of "through out history" is a few months ago? And for a special event? Have you only been riding since then? The rest of your follow ups are down right stupid.

And I do enjoy the accusation. Let's play the alterior motive game Spencer. You work for a group called Cop Watch and you are deliberately YEARNING for the mass to go back to LSD. Hmmnnn... Let's see who might have a motive here. I mentioned the theme of "underwear" cause that was the reason i was given for the mass going to the beach. But now i think you just may be itching for another crack at the cops. Is this gonna be your big break buddy? Good for you! Are you risking someone else so you might be in the spot light? It sure appears so. And while that person is getting there brains beat in cause they are a deserving idiot for riding onto LSD - Where will you be? Hiding behind a cell phone camera. Yelling "police brutality". When you should be just as accountable. Lead the drunks near LSD and hope for the best sure seems like the idea for Spencer.

And Jason W, WHO ARE YOU? Damn right it's not the police at fault for some dumb ass trying to get onto LSD. You another cop watch fool? Looking for your 5 seconds at someone else's expense? And if you wanna tell people to shut up perhaps you should do it in person. This is a forum for expression of opinion.

What I've expressed to enough people at this point is that the end point is awful! Beyond that fly kites from your belly buttons while playing the mandolin. It just looks like you are looking for a fight and you won't even be in it, you'll just be recording it.

Spender said:

Throughout the history of the Mass this sort of organization has happened. One example that comes to mind is the Last Mass 10 Year ride. As I recall that was planned quite in advance by a group of people. In fact, just about any ride with a successful map has had a group of people who worked on it in advance to ensure it was a good ride. Have you had a problem with every ride ever planned out in advance? If so why? What exactly is your objection to planning?

Jason W said:
Agreed. She's stepping up to help. Don't complain about her map, Gabe. Shut up and make your own.

Plus I thought you were all about how it's the people who got beat down by the cops fault for what happened last time. Now it's the map makers? But still not the police?

Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! said:
POST READING YOUR LATEST REPLY
I feel like your real objection is that you just don't like the ride itself. If that's the case make your own map and we'll see you at the Picasa.
Holy crap! It's Picasso!

Barbra Mann said:
What time does the Picassa thing happen??? So exciting!
-Barbra

Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! said:
POST READING YOUR LATEST REPLY

So your primary objective is the off chance that we'll take LSD again? It's seriously not a problem that far up north. There will be people leading the ride who will not be taking 7 days off to ride Ragbrai. So there will not be an issue with finding enough people to cork the drive. And who cares if not everyone gets the memo that it's an underwear ride. When did a mass with a theme ever successfully get everyone to understand? Never I tell you, never. Some people will get the picture and be in their panties and others won't. It'll be fun either way man.

I feel like your real objection is that you just don't like the proposed route itself. If that's the case make your own map and we'll see you at the Picasa.
Kevin Conway said:
Holy crap! It's Picasso!


Hahahahaha ;-)

No Barbara, I won't try and divert the lemmings. If I was there I'd be just as culpable as the fools I'm berating
I know, I was using Spencer's slang when I said Picasa. Ug, I should have kept with my original route for less drama and not trust the drunk mass to follow me onto the beach. My whole point of doing a map is to make it a peaceful ride. Spencer, why don't you cork Montrose, too, with Andrew. And why don't you do the LSD education at the plaza? That might help alleviate accusations and prove that you don't want police confrontation.
-B

Kevin Conway said:
Holy crap! It's Picasso!

Barbra Mann said:
What time does the Picassa thing happen??? So exciting!
-Barbra

Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! said:
POST READING YOUR LATEST REPLY

So your primary objective is the off chance that we'll take LSD again? It's seriously not a problem that far up north. There will be people leading the ride who will not be taking 7 days off to ride Ragbrai. So there will not be an issue with finding enough people to cork the drive. And who cares if not everyone gets the memo that it's an underwear ride. When did a mass with a theme ever successfully get everyone to understand? Never I tell you, never. Some people will get the picture and be in their panties and others won't. It'll be fun either way man.

I feel like your real objection is that you just don't like the proposed route itself. If that's the case make your own map and we'll see you at the Picasa.

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