1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.
2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.
When someone compliments you on your calf tattoo and it's only an imprint from your greasy chain ring.
When you think nothing of comparing chain ring cuts/scars with a co-worker
You know you're a cyclist when...
Your 5 month old daughter totally recognizes you when wearing your cycling team's kit and your helmet.
LOL. Mine loves her helmet now and hands me mine.
...when, even though every forecast you've seen calls for rain AND there's going to be unavoidable concert traffic, you must ride to work anyway.
When you're using old spokes as pokers for your bong.
You choose your daycare based not on how long it will take to drive or walk but your bike commute. Ours now.... 5 minutes!