You Know You Are A Cyclist When.....

 

1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.

 

2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Permalink Reply by david struck on March 31, 2011 at 4:35am
When you wish all your shirts had 3 pockets in back.
Permalink Reply by BikeBoy5 on March 31, 2011 at 4:44am
--Your coworkers say to you,  "I know, I know...'Its just RAIN!'"
Permalink Reply by richard draney on March 31, 2011 at 4:53am

you crash and your first question is...How's my bike?

 

When you hang out at the bike shop and no one expects you to buy anything.

 

Riding a bike through a big, congested city and feeling smarter than everyone else because you're moving.

 

You stop midride to give your only spare tube to a stranded cyclist.

 

Getting a bike stolen and being surprised at how deeply it hits you.

 

Discovering that a shot of Jameson in each bottle keeps the water fluid.

 

 

 

Permalink Reply by Rachel Miller on March 31, 2011 at 5:00am
I totally have to stop myself from doing this constantly now.

Eduardo Acosta said:
9) When you drive through red lights on that rare occasion when you're driving your car.
Permalink Reply by Eduardo on March 31, 2011 at 5:00am
When you ask your significant other, "Do these bib shorts make my ass look fat?"
Permalink Reply by Maximilian on March 31, 2011 at 6:17am
when you garage is more like a bicycle harem then a garage
Permalink Reply by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on March 31, 2011 at 6:23am
When you take showers in your office bathroom...with a paper towel.
Permalink Reply by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on March 31, 2011 at 6:23am
Watching cyclists ride around a track at 25 MPH+ for an hour doesn't bore you at all...
Permalink Reply by in it to win it 8.0 mi on March 31, 2011 at 6:34am
Upon discovering your bike was stolen, take the train to your bike shop and buy another one so you have transportation to work tomorrow . . .
Permalink Reply by April on March 31, 2011 at 7:24am

"When you take showers in your office bathroom...with a paper towel."

 

Ha! Great one Julie!

 

When your computer desktop is a picture of your bike soul-mate.

 

 

Permalink Reply by koala on March 31, 2011 at 7:35am

Someone asks you about bicycle tires, and not only do you have an opinion, you name at least four brands, and the pros/cons of each.

Permalink Reply by Bike Bloke on March 31, 2011 at 7:57am
That's why the first think I do on getting to work is to take the trash out to the dumpster in the alley. I don't know why, but it sometimes takes me a long time....

Julie Hochstadter said:
When you get to work and you are either overdressed or underdressed for inside and wish you could open the windows and get fresh air.

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