why does a bike rest on a kick stand??
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Permalink Reply by shar on
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wowsers!!!! can i get a car like that?
M.A.R.K. said:What is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
The pavement.
"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.
"Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy."
"I'm coasting, sir."
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Permalink Reply by dan brown on
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why is cycling like S#X ?
-because you don't have to buy special clothing unless you really want to get into it
-because just when you feel like you are going to fall off...just remember to keep pumping (pedeling)
-because the most important safety rule is always wear protective headgear
that's enough....
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Permalink Reply by mario on
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There were two priest who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of them showed up without his. The other asked where his bike was so the first said, "i dont know, but i think it was stolen."
"well what you should do is read off the Ten Commandments, and when you get to "Thou shall not steal" someone will
confess to the crime."
The next time the two saw each other the priest had his bike back "i see you got your bike! did you do what i said?"
"well kind of, when i was reading the commandments and i got to Thou shall not commit adultery, i seemed tp remember
where i left it."
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Permalink Reply by Amber K on
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A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Permalink Reply by Jasonk on
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An anthropologist realizes that the one thing he never taught the
natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in
the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief
looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The anthropologist is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the anthropologist points to a rock and
says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts,
"Rock."
The anthropologist is really getting enthusiastic about the results when
he hears a rustling in the bushes.
As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of
heavy sexual activity.
The anthropologist is really flustered and quickly says "They are riding
a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
them.
The anthropologist goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
spent months teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each
other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
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Permalink Reply by Homebuilt on
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So this French guy walks into a bike repair shop, points to his bike and says:
"Too loose, le Trek"
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And one more:
So three old bicyclists were sitting in a bar, an Italian, Englishman and Belgian.
The Italian says: “An Italian biceeclist rides a beeeautiful sensuous frame and glides around curves, just like he makes love to his women.”
The Englishman says: “An English bicyclist rides a good sturdy workhorse, my boy, he may not get there quickly, but it gets the job done, just like he makes love to his women.”
The Belgian says: “Eh, well, a Belgian rider always finishes first.”
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Permalink Reply by Anne on
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WHERE IS THAT PHOTO FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.A.R.K. said:What is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
The pavement.
"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.
"Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy."
"I'm coasting, sir."
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Permalink Reply by KickStan on
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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
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When I was kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.
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