Oh, Jesus.
Here I was working on some half-formed thought about how ironic it was that Fox was going all "commie-pinko-pansy" on Mr. Rogers despite his history of being a ruthless killer and military hero, and I couldn't find anything on wikipedia about that . . . I don't remember who filled my ear with this nonsense but I've apparently been duped:
http://www.snopes.com/military/celebrities/leemarvin.asp
But there is some useful stuff for Faux News to tap into on Wikipedia:
"one of his famous songs explains how a child cannot be pulled down the bathtub drain because he or she will not fit"
Faux: He should have been teaching kids that they need to work hard to keep from being pulled down the drain.
"He even once took a trip to the Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh to show children that a hospital is not a place to fear. "
Faux:He should have been telling kids hospitals are where they'll end up if they don't work hard enough.
"During the Gulf War (1990–91), he assured his audience that all children in the neighborhood would be well cared for and asked parents to promise to take care of their own children."
Faux: he should have been telling those kids to get off their lazy asses and take care of themselves.
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