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Permalink Reply by heather s on March 29, 2010 at 9:28am

advice to the white guy with the great ass: closet cases are never worth the trouble.

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Permalink Reply by dan brown on March 29, 2010 at 10:13am

gym stalker !!!


RUN AWAY (or better yet : bike in the opposite direction)


DB

heather said:

advice to the white guy with the great ass: closet cases are never worth the trouble.

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Permalink Reply by Erin on March 29, 2010 at 3:04pm

"Your short was kind of tied..."? What does that mean?

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Permalink Reply by Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! on March 30, 2010 at 4:03am

These missed connections are typically really depressing. Anyone know of anyone ever actually connected on something like that?

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Permalink Reply by cutifly on March 30, 2010 at 12:10pm

If I could reply the way I really wanted too, I would be arrested and banned from this forum forever. LOL !!!!

H3N3 said:

I put one up as sort of a joke once and ended up meeting a really great guy.
The ones that I do find depressing are the ones that go something like "you-- dark hair, blue eyes, standing by the bar at [insert favorite hookup place] all night; we made eye contact 93 times, you smiled at me 12 to 15 times, and it was pretty clear there was mutual interest. I hope you see this ad-- get in touch!!"
I mean . . . where's it breaking down there . . .

Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! said:

These missed connections are typically really depressing. Anyone know of anyone ever actually connected on something like that?

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Permalink Reply by Matt AKA Jimbo/BMXican on March 30, 2010 at 12:45pm

M4F
At (random hook up joint) we went back to my place and made sweet drunken love on my futon, sorry about my goldfish and having to use a sandwich bag and a zip tie as a condom. Since you were so disgusted by my third testical the next morning and ran out the door in nothing but leather chaps and a noose around your neck I didn't have time to get your number. I don't have a phone or face book account but my profile is on the Illinois sex offender website. Would love to see you again, I could get use to this consensual sex thing. If I don't see you again I guess I'll always have this rash to remember you by.

me

H3N3 said:

I put one up as sort of a joke once and ended up meeting a really great guy.
The ones that I do find depressing are the ones that go something like "you-- dark hair, blue eyes, standing by the bar at [insert favorite hookup place] all night; we made eye contact 93 times, you smiled at me 12 to 15 times, and it was pretty clear there was mutual interest. I hope you see this ad-- get in touch!!"
I mean . . . where's it breaking down there . . .

Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! said:

These missed connections are typically really depressing. Anyone know of anyone ever actually connected on something like that?

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Permalink Reply by heather s on March 30, 2010 at 12:53pm

A friend of mine has some sort of missed-connection-magic. She's gone out with three or four girls she MC-ed... nothing long term, but fun nonetheless. There's something about CL missed connections that make the city feel small and personable. I also think a lot of the bike ones are really sweet... "We biked past each other, you smiled, it totally made my day" or the classic "your bike is hot." The original post obviously does not qualify in that category. But who knows, maybe these two crazy kids will become workout buddies and can compliment each other's asses in a totally "not interested in guys" way.

Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! said:

These missed connections are typically really depressing. Anyone know of anyone ever actually connected on something like that?

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Permalink Reply by Matt AKA Jimbo/BMXican on March 31, 2010 at 5:38pm

It seems most of bike related ones are gay dudes DISCLAIMER-(not that there's anything wrong with that)-DISCLAIMER. You would think they would have had more balls to approach each other.

heather said:

A friend of mine has some sort of missed-connection-magic. She's gone out with three or four girls she MC-ed... nothing long term, but fun nonetheless. There's something about CL missed connections that make the city feel small and personable. I also think a lot of the bike ones are really sweet... "We biked past each other, you smiled, it totally made my day" or the classic "your bike is hot." The original post obviously does not qualify in that category. But who knows, maybe these two crazy kids will become workout buddies and can compliment each other's asses in a totally "not interested in guys" way.

Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer! said:

These missed connections are typically really depressing. Anyone know of anyone ever actually connected on something like that?

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Permalink Reply by heather s on April 6, 2010 at 7:26pm

I take back what I said about missed connections being sweet. The Diversey Harbor bathroom is not a sweet place to connect.

Diversy Harbor Bathroom - m4m - 24 (Lincoln Park)

We were there around the same time, but there was some old guy in the one stall so you and I never really connected. You had on black warm up pants, and a black shirt. Rode your bike. Hit me up

Location: Lincoln Park
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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