“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

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Every bike thief should be forced to watch "The Bicycle Thief" as part of their punishment. If they are a civilized and sensitive person, they will never entertain the thought of making off with an unlocked beater after a night of heavy drinking again.
lol, praying can be a very powerful thing.
"that Helping Hand is at the end of your arm!"
bike thief =/= civilized and sensitive.
Rosenbaum claims that the original English translation of that film's title was incorrect. He says that it should be called "The Bicycle Theives" which makes more sense anyway. I'm taking his word for it.

Joe TV said:
Every bike thief should be forced to watch "The Bicycle Thief" as part of their punishment. If they are a civilized and sensitive person, they will never entertain the thought of making off with an unlocked beater after a night of heavy drinking again.
That is a really good movie.

Joe TV said:
Every bike thief should be forced to watch "The Bicycle Thief" as part of their punishment. If they are a civilized and sensitive person, they will never entertain the thought of making off with an unlocked beater after a night of heavy drinking again.
i always think, 'if i want to steal something, i must want something to be stolen from me.' and i'm not religious.
That's my favorite Emo Phillips quote, not that I have many. Ok... I just one.

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