Do you, dear jaded, worn-out soul, remember feeling like this?  Maybe cycling is like heroin and all we doing it chasing that first buzz, trying to get it back.  If this is the case you can get a pretty good (nearly teary) contact buzz from this.

H

For responders with nothing but snark: If your life is so sad you derive pleasure from being insulting I feel sorry for you as do most other people. Rather than being a detractor find something interesting and post it, you'll feel better about yourself and other people will like you more. Thanks, Haddon.