it simply fast vs slow

Elston is fast and Milwaukee is slow. The only place Milwaukee is not slow is south of Elston and even that section is slower than the entire lengtrh of Elston. How fast do you want to go?

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Permalink Reply by millenial removing Bernie tattoo on March 4, 2011 at 8:56am

Its my legal right to go 20 mph on the LFP any time I want!!!!!

Permalink Reply by Davo on March 4, 2011 at 9:09am

Isn't Milwaukee always south of Elston?

Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on March 4, 2011 at 9:16am

Milwaukee is always South of Elston and Elston is always North of Milwaukee.

Therefore Milwaukee is faster when heading downtown and Elston is faster leaving downtown.

Elementary, my dear Watson!

Davo said:

Isn't Milwaukee always south of Elston?

Permalink Reply by Davo on March 4, 2011 at 9:24am

So Milwaukee is always not slow.

But it is always slower than all of Elston

Permalink Reply by Kevin Mulcky on March 4, 2011 at 9:36am

I think we need a new thread to really explore the finer points of north v. south

Permalink Reply by millenial removing Bernie tattoo on March 4, 2011 at 9:40am

Elston is 9.5 miles long. Milwaukee from Elston to Elston is 9.3 miles, but it has twice the stop lights.

Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on March 4, 2011 at 9:42am

Maybe Grover can do a North/South skit similar to the one he did for Near/Far?

Kelvin Mulcky said:

I think we need a new thread to really explore the finer points of north v. south

Permalink Reply by Davo on March 4, 2011 at 11:47am

I love near and far.

Permalink Reply by Mike Zumwalt on March 4, 2011 at 11:58am

But Milwaukee is north and south of Chicago (ave.) it's so confusing.

Permalink Reply by Davo on March 4, 2011 at 12:23pm

And North and South of North (ave)

At least its only east and west of Western

Mike Zumwalt said:

But Milwaukee is north and south of Chicago (ave.) it's so confusing.

Permalink Reply by Mike Zumwalt on March 4, 2011 at 12:40pm

My favorite bar is the Handlebar. It's East of Western and South of North.

Davo said:

And North and South of North (ave)

At least its only east and west of Western

Mike Zumwalt said:

But Milwaukee is north and south of Chicago (ave.) it's so confusing.