As I mostly ride on streets without  bike lanes,

I  often experienced the feeling of somebody slowly driving right on my ass.

Then when I turn around they are doing just that.

I think:

"Come on you have plenty of room to get around, thank you for being so cautious and giving me the right of way, now go".

 I just don't trust drivers that I cant see.

I just want them to pull past me and f-off.

In order to communicate to them that I think they are awesome and should move to the front of the line I usually point my index finger back toward them then swing my hand forward a couple of times in a friendly motion.

Usually .....doing this several times hoping they will f-off and pass me.

Is this crazy or are they just using me as an excuse to text and check their e-mail.

Does anybody have a good hand signal that says please F-off and go around me?