I found a bike that perhaps no one is actually missing. It's a 10 speed, probably at least 25 yrs old (based on a sticker), and based on the dust and rust, looks like it's just recently seen the light of day for the first time in a decade. It was under the El tracks near the Wellington station. Due to the flat and deteriorated tires, rusty chain, etc., I'm thinking it may have come from nearby.

With a bunch of TLC (and parts), this could possibly be a nice bike. If it sounds like something you're missing, give me a better description (e.g., size/brand/model/color/SN), and I'll surrender custody.

And yes, I checked the stolen bike registry prior to posting here.