Here that whistle blow? Better put a little skip in yer britches, pardner, if you expect to catch the $5 Discount Express, bound for the Happy Trails Jamboree next Friday, October 1. 

Tickets will be $50 after 11:59 PM tonight, September 24. We reckon a $50 ticket gets you inside the funnest fundraiser since, well, last year’s Jamboree, just as good as a $45 ticket. The BBQ will be just as sweet, the music just as thigh slappin’, the beer just as cold.

But here’s the real risk: last year, Jamboree tickets sold out. Gettin’ left at the station would feel sorrier than the fat turkey in November.

 Get your tickets today.