If you lost a black bell helmet last night at the art show, I have it. If you found a black bell helmet last night at the art show, it's mine.

So, when I got there I was juggling my helmet and a bunch of crap from my checkpoint, and somehow I lost my helmet between my bike and where they were counting the points up. I went back outside to look for it, and I saw a black bell helmet casually hanging on the handlebars of the bike next to mine, and assumed some friendly soul had picked up my helmet and hung it on the nearest bike, so I took it. Unfortunately, when I went to leave, I put the helmet on and realized it was TOTALLY NOT MINE. For one thing, I scraped all the bell logos off mine, this one has them. For another, this person's head is way bigger. So apparently I not only lost my helmet like an idiot, I stole someone else's. If it is yours, let me know and I will arrange to return it to you with a rental fee of a beer in addition (I wore it home and to work today because I needed something to protect my precious brain meats. I promise I shower daily, and do not have either dandruff or lice).

Also, my black bell helmet is still missing. The strap is cut off very short to fit my small head, and all the logos are scraped off.