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There are two reasons why one's kit (bike, shoes, helmet, shorts, gloves, jersey, etc) is "clean." 1) PRO - you get your bike washed every day, and are handed a new set of cloths and a still-warm baguette by your soigneur.
2) You have no idea what you're doing, went to a place like Cadence (in Tribeca) threw a wad of hundos at the first grease monkey and said, "1) Make me look pro. 2) Here's $700/mo. Yell at me on a bike until I'm not fat anymore."
A little grease makes it look like you actually ride and touch your bike in ways that most people only dream about. This greasieness can be taken too far though (as evidenced by smelly art-school kids who refuse to shower, use their chains as deodorant and insist that facial hair is as cool as it is ironic).
While dropping a "torpedo" is excusable and maybe causes a slight bit of discomfort for the person behind you, riding behind the type of person mentioned above is something that sticks with you for the rest of the day or week. Being stuck behind a dirty art-kid type person is the new drawn-and-quatering and far more ironic than any bearded dude with an Iron Maiden patch on his sleeveless jean jacket.
I digress . . . . .
Gojo might work too, but may stain your stuff, mineral spirits too.. I generally just use shout and throw them in the wash and it works out ok most of the time. But thats on my street clothes, not a jersey.
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