Time: December 18, 2010 from 11am to 6pm
Location: Twisted Spoke
Street: 501 N. Ogden Av. (Ogden and Grand)
City/Town: Chicago
Website or Map: http://bikewinter.org/
Phone: 773-885-0900
Event Type: bikewinter, holiday
Organized By: Martin Hazard
Latest Activity: Jan 24, 2011
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Join dozens of besotted Santas as we tour the central shopping district of of our great city, spreading holiday fear, I mean cheer. This ride is a long standing and proud tradition. OK, some have called it shameful, but either way, at least it's long standing, so no half-a$$ed costumes will be tolerated. Full Santa regalia is strictly enforced, though Grinches and Elves may be grudgingly allowed. There are rumors that someone in a Grinch costume survived the ride once. There are also rampant allegations of Elf abuse, that I can neither confirm, nor deny at this time. Wear what you dare, but you have been warned.
Also beware of a fringe group of riders calling themselves "Dreidels" that have appeared in years past, with the goal of co-opting, or even commandeering our ride. Their costumes may seem laughable, but their tactics are sinister, and they are not to be underestimated.
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I sure wish I hadn't seen that picture!
NOW you're talking my language!
Which of these looks should I be going for?
I'm torn between the "Kill It With Fire!" Santa and the "No Means No" Santa...
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