Midnight Marauders Porn Ride

OK peeps, now its time for the details. We will be gathering at Lugs bike shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee at 9:30pm. From there we will pump our way to Batteries Not Included Wicker Park, 1439 N. Milwaukee, for what promises to be an uplifting education on toys, and what not. From there we will put our sleek shiny joy between our legs and ride to Brando's Speak Easy, 343 S. Dearborn. There we will have a juicy line up of supporters putting on a burlesque show, as well as drink specials for ride participants. Following that we will proceed to ride two abreast, too Pink Monkey Gentleman's Club, 750 S. Clinton. The Monkey is now BYOB. The last B is not beer, they dont want us bringing that. The B is for Booze, or...use your imagination. But the ride won't
be all in-and-out-- for the nicest piece the ride masters have inserted
a meaty after-show, back at Lugs featuring group fun facilitated by members of our
local bike community.
We'll be busting out cheap-and-easy event T's for your adornment, so
slide a bit of extra cash into your thong.
Weekend temps promise to be typical for late February, but the Porn Ride
will push on whether it's warm and moist or completely frigid.
We passionately hope you'll grab your tools, lube up, put the rubbers to
the road and make it to the 2010 Porn Ride!