Midnight Marauders Porn Ride

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Time: February 20, 2010 at 9:15pm to February 21, 2010 at 5am
Location: Lugs Bike Shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee
Street: Milwaukee
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Phone: 773-885-0900
Event Type: clinic, porn, drinking, bikewinter
Organized By: Martin Hazard
Latest Activity: Feb 22, 2010

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OK peeps, now its time for the details. We will be gathering at Lugs bike shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee at 9:30pm. From there we will pump our way to Batteries Not Included Wicker Park, 1439 N. Milwaukee, for what promises to be an uplifting education on toys, and what not. From there we will put our sleek shiny joy between our legs and ride to Brando's Speak Easy, 343 S. Dearborn. There we will have a juicy line up of supporters putting on a burlesque show, as well as drink specials for ride participants. Following that we will proceed to ride two abreast, too Pink Monkey Gentleman's Club, 750 S. Clinton. The Monkey is now BYOB. The last B is not beer, they dont want us bringing that. The B is for Booze, or...use your imagination. But the ride won't
be all in-and-out-- for the nicest piece the ride masters have inserted
a meaty after-show, back at Lugs featuring group fun facilitated by members of our
local bike community.
We'll be busting out cheap-and-easy event T's for your adornment, so
slide a bit of extra cash into your thong.
Weekend temps promise to be typical for late February, but the Porn Ride
will push on whether it's warm and moist or completely frigid.
We passionately hope you'll grab your tools, lube up, put the rubbers to
the road and make it to the 2010 Porn Ride!

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Comment by Aaron Bussey on February 18, 2010 at 12:05pm: As much as I love Butters - I like Samwell more...

Comment by KatieP on February 18, 2010 at 9:53am: Wow...I just walked down my office hall singing 'what what's in my butt.'

Comment by Ryan L on February 18, 2010 at 9:44am

Comment by cherry dana on February 18, 2010 at 4:24am: i'll try and get there but i'll be at reggies.

Comment by Vilda on February 17, 2010 at 8:06pm: Ammo you could have all the cockles ;-). Aaron, yes. ;-)

Comment by Ammo on February 17, 2010 at 3:56pm: I have 12 cockles

Comment by Aaron Bussey on February 17, 2010 at 3:40pm: You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt...?

Comment by Ryan L on February 16, 2010 at 8:06pm: "What what in the butt!"

Comment by Vondo on February 16, 2010 at 5:55pm: I finally have a Sunday off from work so I can attend! Hopefully I can keep up the pace with my bum knee, and won't freeze my cockles off..

Comment by Jen P on February 15, 2010 at 10:23pm: The last ride was blast and I would be a fool not to attend. But how can I top riding my bike on the expressway???