Midnight Marauders Porn Ride

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Time: February 20, 2010 at 9:15pm to February 21, 2010 at 5am
Location: Lugs Bike Shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee
Street: Milwaukee
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Phone: 773-885-0900
Event Type: clinic, porn, drinking, bikewinter
Organized By: Martin Hazard
Latest Activity: Feb 22, 2010

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OK peeps, now its time for the details. We will be gathering at Lugs bike shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee at 9:30pm. From there we will pump our way to Batteries Not Included Wicker Park, 1439 N. Milwaukee, for what promises to be an uplifting education on toys, and what not. From there we will put our sleek shiny joy between our legs and ride to Brando's Speak Easy, 343 S. Dearborn. There we will have a juicy line up of supporters putting on a burlesque show, as well as drink specials for ride participants. Following that we will proceed to ride two abreast, too Pink Monkey Gentleman's Club, 750 S. Clinton. The Monkey is now BYOB. The last B is not beer, they dont want us bringing that. The B is for Booze, or...use your imagination. But the ride won't
be all in-and-out-- for the nicest piece the ride masters have inserted
a meaty after-show, back at Lugs featuring group fun facilitated by members of our
local bike community.
We'll be busting out cheap-and-easy event T's for your adornment, so
slide a bit of extra cash into your thong.
Weekend temps promise to be typical for late February, but the Porn Ride
will push on whether it's warm and moist or completely frigid.
We passionately hope you'll grab your tools, lube up, put the rubbers to
the road and make it to the 2010 Porn Ride!

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Comment by Aaron Bussey on February 20, 2010 at 10:54am: Pre-ride meet up for Northsiders at Little Jim's....3501 N Halsted. Be there and drink before we ride to Lugs...see you then!

Comment by Robert Beck on February 20, 2010 at 6:58am: DOllar bills

Comment by Vilda on February 20, 2010 at 5:59am: No it's fine, I like the skid marks ;-)

Comment by Aaron Bussey on February 19, 2010 at 2:29pm: Just make sure he washes them - his bike isnt the only thing making skid marks....

Comment by Vilda on February 19, 2010 at 2:10pm: It's cool Howie you can wear 'em and give 'em back tomorrow ;-)

Comment by Reddog (Cliff) on February 19, 2010 at 2:06pm: OK one more lewd silly song before tomorrow night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoQQ-mAQeE

Comment by Vilda on February 19, 2010 at 1:24pm: Where are my pants?

Comment by Laura on February 19, 2010 at 1:54am: meet at 9:30? so what time are we leaving?

Comment by Reddog (Cliff) on February 18, 2010 at 6:06pm: Put the boogie in your butt! Old school classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU