Midnight Marauders Porn Ride

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Time: February 20, 2010 at 9:15pm to February 21, 2010 at 5am
Location: Lugs Bike Shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee
Street: Milwaukee
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Phone: 773-885-0900
Event Type: clinic, porn, drinking, bikewinter
Organized By: Martin Hazard
Latest Activity: Feb 22, 2010

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OK peeps, now its time for the details. We will be gathering at Lugs bike shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee at 9:30pm. From there we will pump our way to Batteries Not Included Wicker Park, 1439 N. Milwaukee, for what promises to be an uplifting education on toys, and what not. From there we will put our sleek shiny joy between our legs and ride to Brando's Speak Easy, 343 S. Dearborn. There we will have a juicy line up of supporters putting on a burlesque show, as well as drink specials for ride participants. Following that we will proceed to ride two abreast, too Pink Monkey Gentleman's Club, 750 S. Clinton. The Monkey is now BYOB. The last B is not beer, they dont want us bringing that. The B is for Booze, or...use your imagination. But the ride won't
be all in-and-out-- for the nicest piece the ride masters have inserted
a meaty after-show, back at Lugs featuring group fun facilitated by members of our
local bike community.
We'll be busting out cheap-and-easy event T's for your adornment, so
slide a bit of extra cash into your thong.
Weekend temps promise to be typical for late February, but the Porn Ride
will push on whether it's warm and moist or completely frigid.
We passionately hope you'll grab your tools, lube up, put the rubbers to
the road and make it to the 2010 Porn Ride!

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Comment by Aaron Bussey on February 21, 2010 at 11:22am: A sissy after ten passes through the 'firing range'.....and yes I did both miss and miss Ammo's show - pictures please!

Comment by Vilda on February 21, 2010 at 11:16am: Aaron you ran away like a sissy. you can make fun all you like. ;-) You missed Ammo's show! ;-)

Comment by Aaron Bussey on February 21, 2010 at 10:43am: Ya'll need to work on your pitching. I didn't get hit once!

Comment by Reddog (Cliff) on February 21, 2010 at 10:41am: That was a good time.
despite a couple of hitches, the ride came off quite well actually.

Comment by Shay on February 21, 2010 at 10:12am: Head. Hurts. So. Bad.

Good time, though.

Comment by pjc jr on February 20, 2010 at 8:24pm: Yeah all, no covers tonight! We actually have some tremendous booze deals at many of the accounts, you can pack light and patron our sponsors. Even our end spot will be stocked! Two of the stops are BYOB, with the exception of PinkMonkey beer exclusion. See you all shortly, its going complete de-pants-ing!!!

Comment by h' Zerocats on February 20, 2010 at 8:23pm: Martin, AKA "he of read-only internet access" sayeth that there is no cover at Pink Monkey for ride participants.

Comment by Bloody Malth on February 20, 2010 at 8:06pm: Never mind! Just found y'all got a deal. No cover for bikers.

Comment by h' Zerocats on February 20, 2010 at 7:42pm: Sounds like we're going to have a great "reclaim the streets" porno-dance party at 750 S. Clinton.

Comment by Bloody Malth on February 20, 2010 at 7:35pm: dammit, I can't make this one either. There's no way I can get off work before 930. Y'all know that pink monkey has a thirty dollar cover, right? I had my buddy's bachelor party there.