Midnight Marauders Porn Ride

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Time: February 20, 2010 at 9:15pm to February 21, 2010 at 5am
Location: Lugs Bike Shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee
Street: Milwaukee
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Phone: 773-885-0900
Event Type: clinic, porn, drinking, bikewinter
Organized By: Martin Hazard
Latest Activity: Feb 22, 2010

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OK peeps, now its time for the details. We will be gathering at Lugs bike shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee at 9:30pm. From there we will pump our way to Batteries Not Included Wicker Park, 1439 N. Milwaukee, for what promises to be an uplifting education on toys, and what not. From there we will put our sleek shiny joy between our legs and ride to Brando's Speak Easy, 343 S. Dearborn. There we will have a juicy line up of supporters putting on a burlesque show, as well as drink specials for ride participants. Following that we will proceed to ride two abreast, too Pink Monkey Gentleman's Club, 750 S. Clinton. The Monkey is now BYOB. The last B is not beer, they dont want us bringing that. The B is for Booze, or...use your imagination. But the ride won't
be all in-and-out-- for the nicest piece the ride masters have inserted
a meaty after-show, back at Lugs featuring group fun facilitated by members of our
local bike community.
We'll be busting out cheap-and-easy event T's for your adornment, so
slide a bit of extra cash into your thong.
Weekend temps promise to be typical for late February, but the Porn Ride
will push on whether it's warm and moist or completely frigid.
We passionately hope you'll grab your tools, lube up, put the rubbers to
the road and make it to the 2010 Porn Ride!

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Comment by Vondo on February 21, 2010 at 5:46pm: Snapshot from the video.

Comment by Ammo on February 21, 2010 at 4:51pm: never thought I'd make a snow dick, snow vagina, strip for my friends, get smacked in the face with 2 dildos and get $20 tucked in my pantyless skirt all in one night. Thank you, Marauders.

Comment by Tank-Ridin' Ryan on February 21, 2010 at 2:33pm: Wow, Stephanie's weapon of choice - dildo.

Great time last night, it will be hard to top that end spot. I think that was the last snowball fight of the year though. :(

Comment by S. Campbell on February 21, 2010 at 1:44pm: laura, i am so sorry about slapping you with that cock. but you did hit me first...

fun times guys, i am so glad i came out to play.

Comment by Laura on February 21, 2010 at 1:25pm: I can now say... I got hit in the face so hard with a dildo that my contact got knocked out...

and Ryan you missed the turn when everyone else went north and headed halfway to a closed bar with me and doug, then disappeared

Comment by Vilda on February 21, 2010 at 12:56pm: So good! ;-)

Comment by Ryan L on February 21, 2010 at 12:51pm: I have absolutely no idea how I got home last night. I'm still drunk and for some reason there is a spot of blood on my shirt. what's really weird is I'm pretty sure it's not mine. Good times!