Liar's Tour

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Time: April 1, 2010 from 7pm to 10pm
Location: West Town Bikes
Street: 2459 W Division
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Website or Map: http://maps.google.com/maps?i…
Phone: 773-255-6347
Event Type: lying, joking, silliness, bikewinter
Organized By: Lee Diamond
Latest Activity: Apr 4, 2010

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The scary thing about this ride, is that if you show up, will I?

Nearly everything about this tour is a lie. Celebrating April Fool's Day, I am doing a tour of the Northside of Chicago, where, in contrast to the architecture/neighborhood tours I do, EVERY STOP IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR OUTRAGEOUS MISINFORMATION.

The ride will be 10 to 15 miles. It will certainly involve large amounts of fibbing, nonsense, tall-tales, April Fool's jokes, and bike riding. And a bit of drinking too.

To start things off, here are a few lies about the ride:

1 - No one will have any fun.
2 - We will start directly on time.
3 - I will be doing my normal, detailed research on every subject for the ride.
4 - I will be wearing a suit for the first time in over a decade.
5 - Howard Kaplan will be there.
6 - This ride will completely suck.

See you there.......maybe.

Cheers - Lee Diamond

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Comment by Kellie on April 2, 2010 at 7:40am: Thanks for a great ride! Sorry I had to duck out early...but I have a puppy dog who can only hold it for so long.

Comment by Michael A on April 2, 2010 at 6:25am: I am still at the start waiting for you guys

Comment by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on April 2, 2010 at 6:22am: Lee, it was so good to see you last night.

Comment by J M on April 2, 2010 at 3:15am: Thanks again Lee for such a great tour!

Comment by Tank-Ridin' Ryan on April 1, 2010 at 11:12am: BREAKING NEWS: Sources tell me that the tour will be conducted in 18-wheelers. Be sure to have your semi or flatbed with you at the start of the tour. Hope you know how to drive stick!

Comment by Kellie on April 1, 2010 at 6:08am: Anybody up for a pre-ride drink at Happy Village?

Comment by Lee Diamond on April 1, 2010 at 5:19am: Anyone that looked at previous versions of the map was lied to. But now it is ok.

Maybe.

Comment by Lee Diamond on March 31, 2010 at 3:04am: Here's the route.....maybe:

http://tinyurl.com/liarsonbikes

Comment by Lee Diamond on March 31, 2010 at 2:22am: Oh my goodness Kim! What are you talking about? I am NEVER late.....ever....(oh kay....the fibbing starts a day early.)